@sammymacuk

The bard of Plough Lane. Folk singer. Womble. Pretentious suburban sicko meme appreciator. #AFCW 💙 💛

 London, England
Joined January 2016
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League One mascots ranked based on whether you'd trust them as a babysitter 🧵
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"shaking off the fleas" was how you guys recently described the purge of anyone left of centre in your party
Momentum 🌹@PeoplesMomentumOct 26
Burnham has laid out a bold vision for Britain. Now, we must turn his vision into action. Socialists are already organising across our movement. But we need you. It’s time for a socialist Labour Party ready to deliver change. Join Labour. Join Momentum mtm.is/join
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Plot twist: "Omar Mir" can only appear via video not because he works in AI, but because he is AI
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Mike Tapp MP
@MikeTappTweetsOct 24
The Green Party has become an extremist group. Long gone are the days that it protected trees.
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Bit short notice but I have a spare ticket for the south stand today - free to anyone who wants it. It's a few rows in front of me so you don't even have to listen to my nonsense 👍 #AFCW
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The musical equivalent of spooning plain lukewarm porridge (made with water, not milk) into your mouth for a whole weekend
Mick@nalaknipOct 23
Good lord, my eyes have got blandness burns.
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STOP FUCKING TRYING TO MAKE ME LEARN WHO STREAMERS ARE. EVERY FUCKING DAY IT'S SOME NEW ASSHOLE WITH A MILLION FOLLOWERS AND ITS NEVER PLEASANT TO LEARN ABOUT THEM
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I'll vote "yes" because I trust the DTB, but I'm very suspicious of these guys and I don't like how this changes club culture. I don't like that some guy can come and take half of what fans built just because he's rich.
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I'll vote yes because clever Dons fans who have been around way longer than I have asked us to, and tell me that we need this if the club is going to stay afloat. But my gut feeling about this isn't good.
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Do I want low crowds and shit players in non league, but it's all ours? Or do I want League One money for my League One team, in a bigger ground... but it's half owned and basically controlled by someone else? Genuinely not sure I know the answer.
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Me discarding my innate hatred and suspicion of rich people as soon as they promise to buy Wimbledon some good players #AFCW
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I know it hasn't been officially announced who the takeover bid is yet, but let's just say I have been making some moves recently 🤑
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"Your punishment is that you have to play in the best league in the world, where you will win every game because you have far superior players and infrastructure" Hey, if AFC Wimbledon do some dodgy financial cheating can we be put in the championship as punishment too? #AFCW
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@The_Forty_FourOct 19
🚨BREAKING🚨 Manchester City are expected to face a HUGE points deduction that would guarantee relegation to the Championship, following guilty verdicts on 114 financial charges❌ A further points deduction next season could keep City in the Championship for at least TWO seasons😬 🗞️{@MailSport}
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The main reason Man City shouldn't be allowed in the championship is that their fans don't meet the minimum sense of humour requirements
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The steam effect was made by Gregg typing in AI prompts next to a big saucepan of boiling pasta
Gregg Wallace@GreggAWallaceOct 20
Sweeney Todd. I produced this last night. I’m thinking of doing YouTube films, looking at iconic figures. Truth and fiction.
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