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Unashamedly πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ lover of sports and yuri and anything with paws!! WPS! She/her 🩷

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Joined February 2017
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i want a blowjob but instead i’m at a job that blows #work
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my dms are open but sorry boys i’m GAY also go vote for cyndi munson
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I have no time or sympathy for Pat McAfee to be crying over mean DMs and replies. If you’re gaining multi-generational wealth from being an over the top personality and your whole schtick is getting people worked up you don’t get to cry over mean tweets and DMs.
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Kuzma: Unavailable
best two words in sports
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Attn: All gay followers.. You might be planning a little vaca at some point... Don't go to Saudi Arabia #ThankMeLater #LockedUpAbroad
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Every attempt Pat McAfee makes to justify invoking Charlie Kirk's death just prolongs this story another day. Dude, just move on...
Pat McAfee says FBI sent snipers to watch over him and GameDay crew three days after the assassination of political activist Charlie Kirk. ESPN's 'College GameDay' telecast on 09/13/25 was one of first big campus gathering since Kirk was shot dead at Utah Valley University.
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He smart asf he knew morgan wallen was coming
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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i want to take my friends to a small diner over breakfast and talk in hushed tones like we’re in a detective movie
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tears in my eyes omg
Fun fact: Here are Amen Thompson’s averages against Tyler Herro before and after he slammed him to the court: Before: 5.0 PTS | 2.0 REB | 3.0 AST | 1.0 STL After: 21.3 PTS | 10.5 REB | 4.0 AST | 2.3 STL
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making friends on the internet is great but they are so far away . it really makes the world feel bigger when oomf is three days of driving away
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Every oldhead locker room story is just sexual assault
🚨🚨WILD🚨🚨 Legendary #NFL pass rusher Charles Haley would reportedly JERK OFF in the TEAM LOCKER ROOM and during meetings. β€œHe would jerk off in the locker room... turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor” and then say β€œYou know you wanna suck this,” according to his teammates. β€œHaley would stroll up to an unsuspecting teammate… and repeatedly stroke it in his face… Haley refused to stop” 😳😳😳
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classic
It is also infinitely comical that you have the flags of two countries who's population, would fling you from a roof to the rubble down below and stone you if the fall did not kill you. Your cognitive dissonance is epic.
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Bookmarked this then though to myself "I am NOT jerking off to Paul McCartney later" and removed it
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66k likes but no volunteers smh
i want a blowjob but instead i’m at a job that blows #work
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y’all better be voting for cyndi munson
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i am popular and beautiful goodnight
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BREAKING NEWS | 🚨 Stephon Castle (@StephonCastle) has been eaten by a pelican
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at least my college team is and always has been the university of arkansas. calipari gonna keep my spirits bright this winter. thunder up and go hogs
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somebody musta thought they was a comedic genius
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fool me once it’s okay i love you fool me twice it’s okay i still love you
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