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tweets live off the dome. go sox.

Santa Barbara, CA
Joined January 2022
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California in November
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U can get this in Roseville California btw
Ok, I can see why people pick Denver.
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They are hiding Iranian weapons of mass destruction at the Google Maps headquarters
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Beast mode I’m afraid
BREAKING: Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz will stay closed until Trump and Netanyahu are removed from power, setting a new condition for reopening the Strait, per Zolqadr, advisor to the Supreme Leader. "Our fighters will not open the Strait of Hormuz until the criminal Trump and the bloodthirsty Netanyahu are pulled down from the throne of power," Zolqadr says, calling it "the first stage of the Iranian people's revenge." In August a senior adviser to Iran's chief negotiator said Iran would keep Hormuz closed until Trump's term ends on January 20, 2029. The condition has now moved from a date to Trump's removal from office.
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Charlie Kirk’s neck one year ago today
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“The dream” and it’s an active shooter at your kid’s school
Active shooter near my son’s preschool today.. I almost got to live out the dream! Package secured.
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Chinese fire drill some old ass shit I haven’t seen anyone do those in. A while
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New York City, you listen to me! If you're near a PANDA EXPRESS right now, any type of PANDA EXPRESS go into the store right now, and put your hand in the ORANGE CHICKEN for no reason!! Their ORANGE CHICKEN is your ORANGE CHICKEN... as of right now!
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Nothing more electric in all of sports than a high stakes true daily double
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Isla Vista’s very own!!!
24-hr indian takeout place called naanstop
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16 0-5 like a fork is found in the kitchen #RegressSzn
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At the mead bar like “yeah I’ll have the Curtis”
Welcome to the Sox, Curtis Mead!
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Beast mode
The State Street promenade in Santa Barbara will remain nearly entirely car free while a master plan is completed later this summer. The Santa Barbara City Council rejected an option to return cars where they were prior to May 2020. (One way traffic is allowed in the 1200 block.)
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We have never been so back folks. Trevor story will be our big deadline acquisition
Trevor Story said he is currently feeling like his return will be closer to the eight weeks than the 12 weeks. Has been hitting.
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This Red Sox team looks absolutely exhausted
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There’s no way Craig Breslow is employed after today, right?
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Anne Hathaway is such a fair maiden
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This is so fucking tough
guy at the bar saw me drawing and we got to talking and i asked him if he drew or painted and he said his art is playing baseball and i unironically love that. fuck yea dude. there is art in everything we do. go paint with your bat.
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We should bring this back
Budweiser "Wazaaaaa" 1999
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Get nick castellanos in the gradum g swing lab and I think the Red Sox could be cooking by the all star game #JustAThought
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