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DON’T dm unless you’re gonna $end, obscenely powerful, way too bluepilled, cashmaster

Joined February 2012
It’s been a very busy week but rest assured i’m thinking about you baby. this tweet is just for you. 🥺💖 i love you.
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I LOVE YOU SAMU
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foo get autistic 67 for latino gods 67 6767 🧩🧩🇲🇽
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samu retweeted
having sex ❌: - 99.99999% prejac chance - asses are too overwhelming for u - requires being a man sending to me ✅: - you get your cash-skull brutalized - i make in seconds what takes you WEEKS - only requires you to live under my monster-feet
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i say there’s a porn drought and then i go through @samuscash and i am well fed. overfed, even
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hitting an absolutely huge upper day at the gym while i drain one of my boys to fuel my ego even more 🤤 the universe picks favorites and it’s not you lil bro
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as if my massive, uncontrolled ego wasn’t big enough… this rising faildom’s been dming me to degrade him, compare sends and turn his ego into food for my biceps. which of you weak losers wants to be next? 😂
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my sons bully stuck a toy in my ass that was linked to my sons pain receptors. now whenever his bully beats the shit out of my son the toy goes crazy and gives me prostate orgasms. im being conditioned to find pleasure in my sons pain and it feels so good
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samu retweeted
you know this. your brains don’t belong to you and neither does all that breedable fucking money on your account. give me all of your beta cash so i can fart on it NOW. 🤑💸
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Finsub Facts: the best spin games are where the lowest amount on the wheel will hurt you and the highest is life-changing and more than you’ve ever sent before. Fate will decide. Serve. Send. Pay the price.
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samu retweeted
you try resisting this each time you find yourself pumping the life out of that porn-wired fucking cock, only to end up shoving it down your throat like an absolute, debt-hungry BETA. spit your cash on it and swallow it down. there’s no way out. 💸
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Your straight MAGA older brother said he was gonna suck the gay commie out of you after you told him Charlie Kirk deserved it
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samu retweeted
every dollar you send is a sign of defeat. “i’m a brainless absolute ATM” “the only action i deserve is cash-sex” “my urge to give in is bigger than my dick will ever be” keep on shaking, keep on pumping and give me that motherfucking money. 🤑
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