Bhai ‘Kill’ itni sahi film hai Raghav Juyal ka best kaam abhi tak.

Mumbai is not a city, it is an emotion. Because cities have roads.

Amit Shah jitna khata hai uss hisaab se figure kaafi maintain kiya hai. Happy birthday.

I have a functional family. We only meet at functions.

Age is nothing but the number of years you have been alive.

How can Imran Khan protest against the regime? These immigrants come here and take our jobs.

So many people have moved Bombay High Court but it is still right there. 🫡

Saara amul butter kaun kha gaya? Iske khilaaf mai protest karunga.

I did not know drugs were being sold so openly in Mumbai. There is this small shop near my house that looks very ordinary, but if you say the code word 'pulse', he will bring out this green candy that is so addictive it should be illegal.

Bhasha bhi

I don’t know what’s worse, getting stabbed or Netanyahu praising you.

I had no clue India and Japan were playing a 5-over match. I thought bohot zyada baarish ho gayi hogi.

Kahin bhi kaam karlo sony India ke vendor mat banna 🙏

Me: Internet nahi chal raha. Ek second ke liye wifi hata ke wapas laga leta hoon… iPhone: DISCONNECTING UNTIL TOMORROW 😤😤

Idea for sanitary pads that work way better than whisper- SHOUT!

Ajkal koi beta apne baap ko gale lagata hai toh baap kehta hai lagta hai comedy show dekh ke aa rahe ho

Mic hatake itna saara bol diya lol

Giani’s ice cream has such great consistency. It is ice cream every day!

Ordered sugarfree redbull and malai kulfi 😂

Log free palestine bol rahe hain itne saalon se. Ab free ki cheez jews kahan chhodenge.