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#Sweden 🇸🇪 Jan - 13 Dec 2025
• 111 Murders
• 144 shootings
• 173 Bombings
• 51 Fatal shootings
• 271 Stabbings
All islamic drug gang related, the attacks were concentrated in Stockholm, Gothenburg & Malmö, Sweden.
#LastNightInSweden
Source: Polisen.se
Andysson v.5 🇸🇪 retweeted
When Russell Brand is sentenced today, remember Michele Mone is still sleeping in furs, Huw Edwards remains free to bum any child he wishes, the Epstein list are untouchable & the political, financial & media elite are snorting coke at some pheasant shoot in the Cotswolds.
Andysson v.5 🇸🇪 retweeted
"What do you think about Russell Brand?!"
Jimmy Carr's brand-new tour, KILLING JOKES, is starting with dates across the UK & USA in 2027.
Find out more and get tickets at JIMMYCARR.COM.
If you were Jensen Huang, the CEO of Nvidia, which option would you select?
It promises to be an incredibly expensive divorce settlement, given that he co-founded the company with his wife and they have three children together.
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I imagine David Walliams is feeling extremely nervous today while watching his colleague from the BBC, Russell Brand, getting sentenced.
To quote No.10: "The [Russell Brand] conviction must mark a defining moment for the media industry."
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One for the lads ...
Leslie Mann, 54, Isla Fisher, 50, And Anna Faris, 49, Have Fans Talking After Showing Off Their Toned Figures In A TikTok Dance
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Said yesterday the Krakow policeman would be military, now confirmed:
A former paratrooper, Jakub Kulik, the hero Krakow policeman fighting for life.
Two police officers who confronted a gunman in Krakow on Saturday have been hailed as heroes for preventing greater bloodshed.
Krakow: Shot in his dominant right hand during the previous shootout, the hero cop took cover, reloaded one-handed, charged with his pistol in his left hand, emptying the magazine into the attacker before applying a tourniquet to his right arm
Definitely ex-military, a hero!
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Krakow: Shot in his dominant right hand during the previous shootout, the hero cop took cover, reloaded one-handed, charged with his pistol in his left hand, emptying the magazine into the attacker before applying a tourniquet to his right arm
Definitely ex-military, a hero!
Threat eliminated #Krakow
BREAKING:
Polish police confirms that 5 people were killed in today’s suspected terror attack in Krakow, Poland.
This video shows a police officer shooting the attacker several times. The police officer was also shot and wounded.
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While @ThickNorthern was over in Hamburg, he made sure to catch up with a close friend he used to party hard with back in the day! I really hope @Kettle_of_Smeg didn't get too jealous about it! 😊
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"justified my anti-imigration views, to a group of young black men"
You do love a group of young black men, Don...
I got drunk last night.
In a bar I managed to break a bottle of vodka.
-Told a (very nice) gay man that he didn't look gay enough.
-I justified my anti-imigration views, to a group of young black men, on the basis that I'm an immigrant to Switzerland.
-I sang the German anthem
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Charlene Downes was a victim of rape gangs; the perpetrators worked for the largest kebab distributor in Northern England.
The Daily Mail has offered a £100k reward for new information on the case, questioning former staff at kebab distributiors: 'Funny Boyz' & 'Divine Donners'
Volkswagen has recalled 72.700 ID.3, ID.4, ID 7 & Cupra Borns over batteries overheating🔥
VW's fix: owners will receive warning labels to be placed near the charging socket & inside the vehicle, together with instructions not to charge the battery above 80% for safety reasons😂
Volkswagen Warns Owners Not To Charge Their ID 4 Or Audi Q4 E-Trons Over 80% Or Risk Fire - Jalopnik: mrf.lu/2FHzB
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The two men who appear second in this rare 1970s film are @ThaiBill2, known for his magnificent hairstyle, and @1234Swisssx8hd, who is rapidly losing his hair.
I imagine the other two boomers, @KeithPenelope3 and @rwall83060758, also enjoya good fagg0t ...
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Flaps down ....
She 'pulled down her shorts and underwear, squatting and exposing her genitals in full view of other passengers'. trib.al/tw0CwK4
Sarah Parker, of Halifax pleaded guilty to the charge on the flight from Birmingham to Florida.
Pics or it didn't happen!
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Peak village Facebook post - People around here are too posh to even clean their own fireplaces 😂
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Getting the car valeted, lads, £150, he's currently steam cleaning the leather #awks
Obvs I removed the gaffer tape, tarpaulin, and hammer from the boot before he started.
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