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Dallas via Fremont/A2/Detroit
Joined November 2008
Quote tweeting this just so I can pin it
Michigan scores with .01 seconds left
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It’s not about winning or losing. It’s about making sure someone that messed up is very aware of it and that they’ll never forget about it for the rest of their lives.
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A guy everyone loves to play with and is so easy to root for unless you’ve spent the last half decade of your life getting your brain broken from being on the wrong side of results in a rivalry.
everyone is so happy for @jjmccarthyy18 🥹
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Death, taxes, J.J. McCarthy beating CJ Stroud
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Death, taxes, J.J. McCarthy winning football games in Houston
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If someone had told me this offseason that Michigan would have the same record as Oregon through the first seven games of the season, I’d be pretty thrilled about how the Kyle Whittingham era was going in Year 1.
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Talked for 35 minutes after that abomination of a loss. Link is below if you’re a glutton for punishment and want to further revisit that loss.
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Well that sucked. I’ll be going live over at the newsletter shortly. Michigan’s defense deserved a far better result.
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Discussing the loss live now: open.substack.com/live-strea…
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Michigan is heading to OT against the defending National Champions and it still feels like a missed opportunity. What a weird season.
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Let’s win this fucking game
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This is four-down territory. You’re not playing for a FG.
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Great poise and patience by Tommy Carr on that critical third and long.
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That should be Michigan ball. It 100% hit No. 13.
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A truly elite defensive performance all game long. Would be a damn shame if it ends up being in a losing effort.
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On Michigan’s last 3 drives, the Wolverines have gotten to the IU 23, the IU 1 & the IU 11 and they got 3 total points out of those drives. Indiana has only been inside Michigan’s 35 on two drives and the Hoosiers got field goals both times. That’s the difference in this game.
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Me wanting to praise Zeke Berry for a big play until Iowa game PTSD flares up.
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Getting closer to being forgiven, Zeke.
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