you’re a rat bastard charlie brown .. and other such sayings

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could you imagine if they did this with clubchalamet
there's no way thats the man y'all want to "humble" he is just brother
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having my performance review today
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i’ve been living off goop and gop for 2 months and it’s unfortunately changed my executive dysfunction
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And like guy you did west wing and shaped american politics in ur own way . Greedy
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worm in my brain is saying keep going chudster
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turn 25 and you’re gonna beg for that fucking roast
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getting my 20th toe surgery in prep for my nyc trip
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how it feels
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catsitting neighbors cat that then follows me home
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guys i ordered 2 Guinness’ tonight (i have vomitted everytime i try a sip of beer)
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packing josh o connor’s lunch now
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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my neighbor is a famous yogi and we cat sit for each other and i think that’s everything
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just came out of the bathroom face to face to hannah einbinder and reconsidering things.
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SKARSGARD AHHHH IM AT THE PREMIERE
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shatlee retweeted
Very classy move from James Cameron here, I love this tradition
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imultiple coworkers this week insinuating i’m under 21 when im fully 26 in 5 months and look 32
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shatlee retweeted
I like that Julia Garner’s job is to stay ready in Madge drag in case the biopic gets greenlit at any moment. She’s been locked in a True Blue-era holding pattern for 4 years. That’s the level of commitment I expect from the Season 1 winner of Madonna’s Biopic Boot Camp. 📷: CBS
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2023 me thrifting this 5 dollar dress with pockets and 2026 me finally reaping the benefits
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