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Unexpectedly a golden-ager.

Joined February 2022
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Replying to @JoshMalina
Astonished and disapointed no-one's called her "CJ Craigslist" yet.
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Replying to @CoffeewClassics
@CoffeewClassics in case you missed it
40 years ago next month, cover story of the first issue of Spy magazine, “Jerks — The Ten Most Embarrassing New Yorkers,”including Donald Trump.
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English irregular plurals: mouse -> mice louse -> lice spouse -> spice
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A: Person, Man, Woman, Camera, America. Q: What are the names of the Great Lakes?
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"Can I grill ya up a burger, Steve?" "Neigh."
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In the late 80s Sun Microsystems did surveys to determine whether users preferred its native Sunview user interface, or the industry standard X11/Motif. Sunview was popular in all sectors except retirement homes. When asked what they wanted, the old folks said Motif.
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Even as we mourn Cyclospora victims, the fact remains that deep-frying lettuce in beef tallow kills the parasite. Following MAHA recommendations remains the best approach to health and safety. - RFK jr, possibly
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Upper and lower case are both important. Knowing when to use each of them makes the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle JACK OFF A HORSE - adapted from a post on linkedin - seems like a real résumé builder
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Many monsters have claimed Christ, but the record is thin on Christ claiming monsters.
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So the hair thing - the stripe. That wasn't her idea either?
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My state is so big that it is 50 bears in a trench coat. CA is so big that even Californians don't get it.
I always thought America was one country 🇺🇸 But Americans on X keep saying "Well in MY state it's totally different" Texas. California. New York. Florida. It sounds like 50 small countries in a trench coat. Is that a fair way to think about it? Please quote-tweet with your state flag! 🙋
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Happy birthday, @GabbyGiffords
Tomorrow is @GabbyGiffords’ birthday and I want everyone to wish her a happy birthday. I just blocked her so she won't see this, but I know it'll make her happy.
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Lee Greenwood is touring this summer, but he has dates open around the 4th. Could a surprise appearance at the Freedom Fries Fair 250 be the show that brings America together?
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I guess I owe George Lucas an apology. Looks like you can bring down a republic with stupid trade wars.
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The trolley problem is continually being unsprung by magas tying themselves to the tracks.
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This.
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"Sometimes I want to punch every grownup in the nose. Every fucking one of them." - kid in Gahan Wilson's NATIONAL LAMPOON comic strip "Nuts" [quoted from memory]
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"It ain’t going to work," she says. "That son of a bitch." - Dewey Dell, in AS I LAY DYING
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I didn't really blow my stack over this woke, DEI movie version of THE ODYSSEY until I found out that the actors would be speaking English instead of Homeric Greek. What an absolute desecration - even worse than when the GRAVITY makers refused to film on location.
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