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Replying to @CoffeewClassics
@CoffeewClassics in case you missed it
40 years ago next month, cover story of the first issue of Spy magazine, “Jerks — The Ten Most Embarrassing New Yorkers,”including Donald Trump.
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If you gaze too long into Venezuela, Venezuela also gazes into you.
Uhhhhhhh
Trump just nationalized the gas industry.
He’s selling government gas.
White House launching dozens of ‘Freedom Fuel’ gas stations
thehill.com/policy/energy-en…
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My state is so big that it is 50 bears in a trench coat.
CA is so big that even Californians don't get it.
I always thought America was one country 🇺🇸
But Americans on X keep saying
"Well in MY state it's totally different"
Texas. California. New York. Florida.
It sounds like 50 small countries in a trench coat.
Is that a fair way to think about it?
Please quote-tweet with your state flag! 🙋
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Happy birthday, @GabbyGiffords
Tomorrow is @GabbyGiffords’ birthday and I want everyone to wish her a happy birthday. I just blocked her so she won't see this, but I know it'll make her happy.









