Stephanie

I can’t unsee Connor as Michael Cera, I’m so sorry to put this on you but I cannot carry this burden alone #BachelorInParadise

Number of speeches tonight thanking Keri Russell: 2. Number of wins by Keri’s partner Matthew Rhys: 2. And the Venn diagram of that doesn’t connect #Emmys

Just started watching #Ponies on @Peacock and I am so happy to have a new show that makes me feel the same way I did when I first watched #TheAmericans

I loved Val’s words to Alix after their third perfect score of the night. “Regardless of the results, you’re the best. I’m so grateful to you. We’re so proud of you, I’m thankful to you. Thanks for giving me a chance to dance.” What a fun season of #DWTS

Me watching the leaked finale of #DexterResurrection and only understanding half of the dubbed words but it still being one of the best season finales I’ve ever seen and Paramount+ is still getting their full monthly payment from me so sorry I’m not sorry

* Addendum* THIS answer from Zack about Fanet is my favorite #WWHL answer ever #TheValley

Zack’s look to the camera, pause, and answer makes this my favorite #WWHL clip ever 🤣#TheValley

Sad things aside, Tommy being able to take a bloater down before it was able to tear every Jackson Hole citizen in half like the other one did to the fine folks of Kansas City was super impressive #thelastofus

Just waiting for the finale when Gaitok, the worst security guard in #WhiteLotus history, either ends up saving the day or accidentally gives the monkey with the gun extra bullets to further the rampage. Excited to see what happens either way

“Don’t do drugs, because if you do, you’ll end up making out with your brother” is a pretty effective PSA #TheWhiteLotus

I’ve been telling everyone I see to please go watch #Paradise on Hulu. 3 women standing outside the bathroom at the Chicago airport, 2 of the kindergarten teachers at my kids school, a lady from my golf league. Everyone. This is peak television, please watch it. It’s so, so good.

I missed tonight’s show and I just got online and found out Charles went home, honestly glad I didn’t have to watch that happen, he’s the sweetest and I hope he finds the love deserves #TheGoldenBachelorette

Kim with the smoothest exit I’ve ever seen from this mansion. Asking to still be friends and giving this salute. Perfection #TheGoldenBachelorette

My kids coming up with something to avoid going to bed #TheGoldenBachelorette

Charles gave Joan a photo of himself with his late wife. This man is a national treasure #TheGoldenBachelorette

“Being strong is exhausting. And I’m tired.” I felt that in my soul #TheGoldenBachelorette

Obsessed with the smile Jonathan got when Joan said “From this day forward, you are good enough” #TheGoldenBachelorette