Bench Jeweler Extraordinaire

Mechanicsburg, PA
Joined June 2008
Second city with my girl
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Till a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood.
Go back to Phillydelphia. womp womp.
I’m so excited for this press conf. Rudy Giuliani is my favorite comedian!
Wait, how do we know trump isn't meeting Rudy Giuliani at Gettysburg Total Landscaping?
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I have to admit Melania is a pretty sexy lying asshole complicit pig
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Eat at Jersey Mike’s
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I'm so use to getting random tweets it doesn't even phase me anymore. Have you seen my mentions?
I am not an elevator company or a Jewish hero.
#lindt @Lindt I miss you already my chocolate lover.
Cough syrup with codeine, come to mama.
What is Mr. Mariah Carey wearing? The 70s brown Dickie is the least of his problems. Fly butterfly, fly.