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Joined July 2012
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Imagine McAfee's reaction if he had Mina Kimes' mentions every day.
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Local LARPer finds out "restoring Christendom" is more boring than he thought
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I'm sorry, somebody killed a guy in a hit-and-run and they're not charging the driver with ANYTHING??? Genuinely hard to overstate how corrosive bullshit like this is to law and order
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I would watch a TV show that’s just conservatives trying to guess the percentages of things for money and never making any money.
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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it’s extremely funny when people from nationalist societies go “oh you insulted (insert leader from my country)? well how would you like it if we insulted (leader from your country that most locals already insult)?”
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It’s interesting to me when a band’s most popular song is a style that doesn’t sound like their other songs. “Everybody Wants to Rule The World” by Tears for Fears “Zombie” by The Cranberries “Be Sweet” by Japanese Breakfast What are other examples of this?
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Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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Always telling when Trump just learns what something means
Trump: A lot of people don’t know what incumbent means.
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Vivek is learning the hard way that there's exactly one man in America who gets to be an irredeemable degenerate, and the rules still apply to everyone else.
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TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Spent the last 2 weeks in Canada, and it's immediately clear why America will keep its competitive advantage forever. Don't get me wrong, I love Canada! It's beautiful out here, and the people themselves are also lovely. But! There is a serious lack of ambition, and an enormous amount of averseness to risk in a way that is not really fixable imo
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When you’re arguing with Trumpers on here, keep in mind that a very large portion of them didn’t start following politics until 2016 because they thought it was “boring” before. So that’s why they think this nonsense is normal.
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Take note of how many of the current “both sides suck” people were all in on Trump when he was running in 2024 and after he got elected. But now that it’s disaster after disaster with him, they retreat to the “both sides” safety net.
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In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis. The British turned him down. So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war. It worked better than anyone could have imagined. His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination. The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies. He didn't go to Britain. He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up. Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports. He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine. The Germans loved him anyway. Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of. The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London. Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world. Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents. When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow. Who also didn't exist. Then came D-Day. Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant. Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton. That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him. German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came. The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross. A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire. He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war. After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop. For decades the world thought he was dead. In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches. Some of them thanked him.
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Rick Scott says if Republicans lose the Senate then Dr Oz and RFK Jr will lose their jobs 🤔
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Hmm the NBA, NFL, MLB and even the NHL had attendance problems. Maybe it’s because teams charge too much for tickets
NBA gotta relocate the Pelicans, this is embarrassing
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Man I’ve always liked Al Michaels but it’s time to call it a career. Getting really rough.
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The ACLU is a good example of an organization that is being hollowed out by activists who don't understand its real mission. The goal is not to protect "vulnerable" communities. The goal is to protect civil liberties.
NEW: The ACLU of Indiana is in turmoil after several of its most influential civil rights attorneys submitted their resignations in protest of the organization's direction under its board and incoming leader, multiple sources told @indystar . indystar.com/story/news/poli…
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It’s always interesting to see people talking about parents cutting off grandparents “for no reason”. Some of the “no reasons” I’ve heard:
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