Joined July 2010
I'll be disappointed if I am not offered a free puppy as an election promise.
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“I thought we were going out?” “Sorry, I’ve accidentally put my pyjamas on, it’s not something that can be reversed”
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Please let there be pictures!
19:10 - @GainsboroughFRS released a teenager who was stuck in a baby swing in a park on Ropery Road, Gainsborough.
My new favourite walk. Great to clear the mind after a busy week!
#theapprentice Arctic penguin? They're really in trouble!!
Have you been out @DebbieClark19 ? Route #1 for me this morning, 16k steps.
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My first year of successfully growing and harvesting lettuce, thanks to #nodiggardening. instagram.com/p/COs0GZcJjH0/…
These April Fools jokes are getting easier to spot. At least make it seem half possible, like the spaghetti crop! What?...it's not made up??
Bet365 boss earns £469m in a single year bbc.in/3fx8Dka
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Set up early for tonight's show with @lauralexx! Posh birthday tea from the @hopeandanchorsf first!
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I've been inspired by @almurray to register with @DKMS_uk . It only takes 5 minutes. Swabs away!!
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Here’s a bit more about it! #borntobemild Order for 99p! amzn.to/3aTrhQQ
I mean, it’s usually £14.99. So... 99p! Come on, that’s just silly (and it’s only Amazon that takes the blow, so even better! Order here for ninety nine pence: amzn.to/3aTrhQQ
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Just finished @audibleuk #thesandman by @neilhimself. Absolutely brilliant! It's not an audio book, it's a full dramatic production!
It was good to see @DebbieClark19 walking for @LindseyLodge on my morning stumble. Great work! I hope the van driver was also successful in his speed record attempt. It was ideal conditions for it. 🚐🌧️
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