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18🐑 add my disc if u want me to listen to u whimper: sky.skully

Joined August 2023
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“there there!! it’s okay to cry!! come on, keep telling me what the bad man did to you, sweetheart!! i’m just going to do something to calm you down a bit!! oh wow.. you’re fucking soaked!! tell me more!! aw, yeah.. that’s awful..” 😵‍💫🖤
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“Well Generative AI is here now so we might as well-..” WE HAD LIVES BEFORE GENERATIVE AI. COOL THINGS WERE MADE WITHOUT GENERATIVE AI FOR DECADES
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@backriz_dubOct 27
That one cough when you smoke weed
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maddi@ermaddiOct 27
meow ok
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oh my god please do more cartman voice overs there are tears in my eyes
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i had a really funny idea but i lowk suck at voicing cartman
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?! god lock ur butches up
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“ needy mutt ” “ awh you poor pup ” “ now that’s no way to talk to daddy ” “ speak mutt ” “ hold it for me baby ” “ did i tell you to stop puppy ? ” * heart eyes *
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@escapetomarss_Oct 27
how life feels when there's a man you can be mean to and he just takes it
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Vera ♡@chocopurieOct 27
*paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke
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venus ♱@mournluneOct 27
“behave” great now i’m wet
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silly thing@iimuotoOct 26
"you're such a stupid puppy, arent you?" YESYEYSYEYSESYESYEYSYESYESYESYESYEYSWYES THANK YOU YES I AM
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cinnamon@junaorangesOct 26
noo👀don’t👀slap👀me👀for👀being👀a👀brat👀👀👀👀
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i rly like the idea of a subby man that’s much bigger/taller than i am. ur so big yet taking orders from me !! so cute
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Bella@Alot091Oct 26
Are you free? To smoke
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Something for the adults on Halloween 🎃
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Yugo@Yugo3109Oct 26
her getting bullied for being “ugly” on twitter right after she made a song about not feeling pretty like wow the world is so cruel
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como é fumar depois de um dia horrível
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i wanna be a lawyer knowing this is how i'll be in that courtroom
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