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Pro Wrestler | “The Handsome One” | 27 |Trained by Kraig Keesaman, KC Pro Wrestling Academy | BOOKING INQUIRIES: @scottshansen98@gmail.com

St Joseph, MO
Joined November 2010
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It’s @scotthansen33 birthday today and we’ve never locked up. Someone book us in 2027 so I can give him CTE. Please and thank you. Oh and happy day of your birth Scotty or whatever
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Roman Reigns. I don’t care if you think he’s good now, you only think that because the standard of the company has been lowered in every regard for his sake. Nobody else would have been allowed to fail so badly for so long and continue to be pushed to the top unimpeded.
Okay, im curious guys If someone asked you who the Worst Wrestler Ever is, who is your answer?
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Doing stuff like this should bar you from holding certain jobs, voting, owning a firearm, maybe even operating a motor vehicle
I told ChatGPT, "Design this room based on what you know about me"
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Harrison Butker post-midterms really handling it well!
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last night at the club a girl was twerking on the floor and a half eaten subway sandwich fell out her pants, and then this random dude picked it up and threw it at the ceiling and it hit the fan and went everywhere
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This is how a defensive coordinator should look at all times by the way.
Florida State defensive coordinator Ernie Simms looks like he’s on meth and about to steal your bike.
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humans forced to work grueling 9-to-5s to afford to live while the puppets get to paint and sing and write day and night. Why do this if not for contempt for the arts and for humanity. I just can't explain how much I hate you. I hate you so much
i went to bed and asked claude to paint an autumn tree overnight. at around 4am, it realised that it didn't have some shades -- so it stopped and titrated its own paint: diluting red, sienna and madder step by step on a second palette, then measuring each pocket from a photo. woke up to this beautiful watercolor painting. 303 brush marks, took about 4.5 hours 🍂 (still working on the speed)
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This happened near Cedar Rapids—a city covered in surveillance cameras, ALPRs, and drones. $15M on Axon and millions more on Flock. Cops have no confidence they can track a vehicle after losing sight of it, so two bystanders are now dead. This tech is not for public safety.
Yesterday in Iowa, a wrong way police chase ended with two innocent people dead after a poorly timed and poorly executed PIT maneuver pit innocent drivers at risk. The Iowa media won't show the moment of impact, even though Iowa DOT doesn't require censorship. But I will.
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We. Don't. Want. To. Compromise. We. Don't. Want. To. Work. With. Them. Crush them!!
Mother loses baby after ICE hits her—pushes her to ground. She was 7 months pregnant. "They pushed me hard and hit my arms," she said. "My belly was already big." Hospitalized days later—when doctors told her unborn son was already dead. "The baby received overload of stress the doctors told me." Now the family is seeking help from the Honduran government to bury the baby. While his father remains detained for allegedly crossing the border illegally. He was the sole provider for his wife—and 5 kids. Incident occurred near Austin, Texas. Posting first full length, English translated, and credited video here to help raise awareness. Go to Noticias Telemundo for Spanish language reporting by Francisco Cuevas.
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The backlash against data centres should be the beginning of a much bigger conversation about the tech industry. We need less technology forced into every corner of our lives, not more. Cars don’t need giant screens, refrigerators don’t need computers, and every aspect of our lives doesn’t need to be monitored, tracked or turned into another app designed to collect our personal data.
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The wrestling in wwe matches is so funny to watch
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Giannis will suffer for the rest of his career and that’s what he gets for shilling out for gambling companies
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Isn’t it just amazing how you can automatically tell which democratic politicians have taken money from Israel by a single tweet
Folks are frustrated with the dysfunction in Washington. So am I. We need more leaders willing to put aside partisanship and work across the aisle. That’s my playbook in Congress.
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you can kiss my woke leftist ass if you think we went through all that in the midterms and want hakeem jeffries and chuck schumer as our leadership again. fuck that
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Keep going
🚨 BREAKING | More than 1 million people have signed the petition calling on House Democrats to reject Hakeem Jeffries for Speaker.
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It’s all landfillcore Boo baskets Target Dollar Spot AI gifts Temu/Shein/TikTok shop
We live in such a junk culture. Like goodie bags for kids parties- junk. A lot of advent calendars- junk. Toys instead of candy at Halloween- junk. There are exceptions but like so many things have just become junk
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She was homeless and returned a rental car she was SURVIVING IN late. Fuck Polymarket, fuck Kalshi, fuck prediction markets. Prosecute and jail all of these fucking people I’m going to keep saying it until these institutions are ASHES.
JUST IN: Newly elected Democratic Rep. LaKesha Womack faces felony car theft court hearing just days after defeating Republican incumbent in North Carolina.
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Soon Georgia
Day 3 of Woke 2.0: They’ve sandblasted Stone Mountain🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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They’re tearing McAfee’s ass up (no pause) on IG for now all of a sudden not being political after Tuesday’s election but they pulling receipts from 2 years ago. It’s so rewarding
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