Interests and hobbies: Killing wasps and stealing carrier bags from supermarkets. That is all.
Joined September 2010
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No where on a Gran Prix weekend should be off limits to Sir Jackie Stewart. The man IS Formula 1 #MiamiGrandPrix @SkySportsF1
No idea how @Nickelodeon wraps up that game? Slime on the entire Cowboys organisation #DALvsSF
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There's not much in life that wouldn't be improved by an extra spoon of jam. (Excluding a swarm of wasps).
It's actually staggering how the operators of #VAR manage to outdo their own inept performance every weekend.
At this point why not just flip a coin for every goal scored to decide whether it stands or not.
Another year, another card from Dawn's Step-Brother. #GavinAndStacey – at Coventry, England
Is this the real life, is this just The Fast Show...
youtu.be/rdaazxH8jKw
I like it when packets of biscuits have a central divider that splits the pack in two. It's like a gentle hand on the shoulder saying "hey, I don't think you should eat anymore". Just the intervention that I need sometimes.
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Apparently it's my 10 year Twitter anniversary. I'm pretty sure that if I hadn't spent the last decade reading made up transfer rumors and watching videos of people falling over for 4 hours a day, my life would look practically the same as this blokes.
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What is wrong with this new generation of young spoilt footballers. Wouldn't have happened 20 years a...
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ma…
Happy 35th Birthday to the great @JordyRNelson Only way to celebrate the great man is with a Snickers #JesusLovesJordy #GoPackGo 🧀🏈💚💛🍫 @lottiephillips1 knows it!!! Jordy and her were always tight on 4th and goal!
Well I'm glad I found this before watching. Saves me staying up to see whether Nedved & Sheva finished 1st & 2nd. ❤🇮🇹⚽️ #MOTD
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