Pedantic. Punny. Phoolish.
Salt Lake County, UT, USA
Joined November 2010
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After 30 minutes of trying to make her laugh, I asked my 7 yo niece if she thought my jokes were funny. She looked me dead in the face asked "what jokes?" I'm in the hospital now being treated for 3rd degree burns.
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I remember thinking, wow, he really went in a different direction than Michael and Tito, but good for him, I guess.
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Whatever holidays you are celebrating this season, may they be happy, merry, and bright. And filled with snacks. Merry Christmas from our family to yours. #MerryChristmas2022
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I can already hear the Zach Galifianakis (@galifianakisz) version of Clemenza saying "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." #recastthegodfather
Bob Odenkirk (@mrbobodenkirk) is the natural replacement for Robert Duvall in the role of Tom Hagen. #recastthegodfather
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Will Ferrell (@OfficialWillF) as Sonny Corleone - the canonical son of James Caan. #recastthegodfather
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The assignment in the film appreciate class my son is taking this semester is to watch a movie made in 1975 or earlier, then recast it using modern actors. We decided to watch The Godfather (1972). Here are some of our recasts so far. #recastthegodfather
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I've spent the last several years desperately wanting an all-female, Latina Morrissey cover band to be a real thing. #girlfriendsinacoma #daybreak
youtu.be/mwYdruPR5Ac
As a teenager, I wrote a poem lamenting the injustices in the world. My father, somewhat critically, told me that I didn't have enough life experience to speak of injustice. In the ensuing decades, I have learned two thing.
1. He was right.
2. So was I.
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As one Utah conservative to another, thank you @MittRomney for your integrity. If only I could say that about both of our senators.
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Everyone knows the #kansascitychiefs won by a landslide. Biggest landslide in history. The cheating #Buccaneers stole the #Superbowl.
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