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materials engineer/bumbling oaf

United States
Joined February 2026
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This is like that fetish where they fantasize about force feeding someone and make them really fat and sexy like a foie gras
You need to be getting bigger. You need to be putting on mass. You need to be snacking constantly. Raw whole milk, raw eggs, Greek yogurt, ice cream, cottage cheese, honey, oats, carpaccio and charcuterie and cheese. You need to be getting bigger. Get huge, absolutely massive. These people are insane, deranged lunatics. You need to be able to take them on 5 on 1.
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Then he made the clutch move of ordering pizza at 1 am
Story time. At the height of the Wuhan flu/ China virus, I had grown out a full beard. One day I got tired of it, and did what one does in such situations: shave it off by parts. First chops. Then goatee. Both trash. But then, a mustache. And man. What glory. I had served almost eight years as an active duty Naval Officer, departing well before my White House time, and yet I never felt more a part of the sea service as when, after that shave-down-to-mustache, I donned a pair of aviators. It was electric. The next day I walked in to the West Wing, and up the stairs to the National Security Advisor’s suite. His assistant, a friend of mine with whom I had a good and friendly rapport, saw me as I came around the corner and stared and disbelief. “Oh no.” She said. “Oh yeeaaaah.” I said. “Too close to missiles. Switching to guns.” The entire front office started laughing. A nice moment of levity during a dark few weeks.
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This guy is trying so hard to sound like a founding father or some shit lmao
I suspect that the reason for the anti-data center campaign is that data centers have the potential to unite America’s elite tech enterprise with her heartland, which would be disastrous for our adversaries. They fear tech and labor working together.
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Downplaying or dismissing the decades of hard work NASA did to build the groundwork of American spaceflight is incredibly ironic considering the amount of collaboration necessary for SpaceX to even exist in the first place. No NASA, no SpaceX.
"I remember getting there on day one and reading the [SpaceX] employee handbook. On the top of page one was just a single line in bold that said: this is not a science experiment." @ScottNolan was an early employee at SpaceX He explains what made the culture and mission unique.
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How much you want to bet this guy was actually just insufferable to work with so they kicked him out lol
I was PURGED from NASA in about 2013 and lost a grant bc the team was "overly white." They spent the money we'd wanted to FLY A ROCKET PLANE ON MARS on global warming satellites. You don't understand just how DEIed NASA is unless you saw it from the inside.
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Using an unimaginable amount of taxpayer money to tour shitty defense contractor facilities in a poorly fitted suit. cool man
The Arsenal of Freedom Tour is BACK 🇺🇸 Next stop: St. Louis, Missouri!
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They should kiss
Secretary @PeteHegseth visited us for a beachside brunch — he can turn a leisurely afternoon into a MAHA extravaganza with tree pull-ups, a cold plunge, and a Mediterranean feast!
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Replying to @PalantirTech
why not Tel Aviv?
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Startup genius doesn't understand the concept of a bin and creates a massive fire hazard
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