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Telling people Lyme disease left me wheelchair-bound when I’m actually just recovering from leg lengthening surgery
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Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
3 guys trying to explain to me what “Rationalists” are, meanwhile I’m zoning out on a Grateful Dead screensaver trying to figure out which one I’d have sex with
.@dan_allegretto tried to warn you. For years. But you didn’t listen.
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Telling people a Smith Machine squat injury left me wheelchair-bound when I’m actually just recovering from leg lengthening surgery
I learned from TikTok that Israel fabricated the Michael Jackson molestation allegations because he wrote a song for Palestine
I found the ADA-compliant live descriptive captioning at the Serge Modular synthesizer performance strangely erotic...
Asked the nail tech for a different color and she said No #herworld #justlivinginit #NoisaCompleteSentence







