obsessing about heated rivalry + writing trashy fic about it sometimes. i like other stuff (figure skating + danmei) sometimes too. zero curation.

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half a heart’s forever home - mutual instincts series - alpha Yuna Hollander POV - Ilya goes into alpha shock suppressing his instincts when Shane is concussed - established Hollanov + Shane’s parents find out - currently a 9k wip (ch 1/2)
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Amber Glenn and Pasha Pashkov's 'Black Swan' Argentine Tango for Week 7 of Dancing with the Stars! 9, 9, 9, 9 #dwts
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I keep thinking how hr’s opening scene and how Ilya says his bear tattoo missed shane and wants a kiss does ilya also makes his loon tattoo request kisses from Shane
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i’m so sorry jeffrey buttle but this is an instantly evergreen tweet
Who the actual eff is this person saying “never trust a figure skater”. You look like an actual idiot. Perhaps you should back up your lack of professionalism with some factual information. Who hurt you?
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the self indulgent headcanon which may or may not end up in ch2 of the yuna pov fic is floof, the dog she got in grad school despite not being allowed to have pets in her apartment. floof was an annoying yappy dog who david managed to win over instantly
did shane have a childhood dog 😭 i just know ilya burst into tears when he saw this photo
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and floof was kind of an old man dog by the time Shane was born but he was still Shane’s first/only childhood pet and loved each other and he died when Shane was 9 and it was a learning moment for everyone idk. but floof to me is Real and he was Yuna’s
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also thank you to everyone who has read or otherwise engaged with this fic since I posted last week!!! makes me more eager to work on ch 2 and I’m glad yall get my yuna 🥹🫶
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sleepy boy with head too heavy
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in case anyone was wondering what alpha shock response is like from ilya’s pov these are completely unedited bits from the drafting process which ended up cut
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something also I think about in this AU is the idea that stress can help trigger presentation in teens and in my head ilya was holding off his first ever alpha rut through his mother’s funeral bc y’know
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my honest opinion
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it’s literally the same picture
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one tweet married hollanov smau ❤︎ shane is loved by every cat he meets so ilya decides to get him his own ginger daughter
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Gabriella Papadakis you beautiful creature 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
guillaume can hate gabriella all he wants but he will never scape the fact that she is the only partner he'll ever have that actually matches his style. Not only that, but there was a deep connection between them, he will never get that again.
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i know i'm a lazy writer for overusing italics but idk i've accepted they're key to how the prose flows in my brain + when i read it aloud and i'm nothing if not committed to poor choices
I am advising fic writers as kindly as possible to step away from the italics
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unfortunately the Evil Team really does have a stunning FD (last season’s bored me) but everything makes me miss Gabi’s interpretation abilities bc Gui is really staying in that same genre she was so damn good at selling
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i'm old enough to remember when b/k were fstwt's darlings lol. this program SUCKS but they are sooooo crisp and technically wonderful and fast
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russian pairs skating to anything but warhorses this season are dumb as hell. at least try to remind us what we were missing with some classy old school vibes idk.
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ice dance scores aren’t real. They can’t hurt me.
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