Stuart Matthews

Why is Ian Wright dressed as Frank Spencer tonight?

Id love to see the volume of notifications on Elon Musk’s X account, it must be wild

£35/kg espresso blend coffee beans. That’s expensive even for London

F1 needs more new drivers. The following are simply going through the motions now: Bottas Perez Ocon Gasly Albon Alonso

Shocking referring in this final. Why do Argentina get so lucky?

The best way to defend is to attack. Tuchel didn’t get the memo

Petition to have Ally McCoist and Jon Champion commentating on the next England game on @ITV . Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon are terrible

Brace yourself for penalties, it looks like that kind of night

We need a national enquiry into why Madueke started this game over Saka

Bellingham would make any team in the world. Absolute world class

This is going to be a very long second half 🙈

Sky News must be pretty desperate for a headline today

Why are Norwich playing Manchester United at the World Cup?

For some reason the BBC remain obsessed with Emma Raducanu. Not worthy of a breaking headline imo

#Argentina probably have the easiest route to the semi final in history?

Two things in modern football I hate: 1) Stuttering penalties 2) Players covering their mouth when speaking

Belgium are still buying Russian gas. Unreal.

£550 for parking at @HeathrowAirport for 8 days. Who is paying this?

All the world needs now is for China to attack Taiwan