Van driver. Fixer of people. My tweets reflect my opinion and my opinion alone. Expect swearing.
Nottingham, UK
Joined March 2007
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Hey @CanonUKandIE, are you still using red and green on your chargers? My old chargers used the flashing led, which was much more useful to someone who is red/green colourblind!
Hey @asda, you know what would be cool? Digital receipts via the Rewards app...
Totally forgot the photo! 🤦♂️
Tonight's date night meal: @HairyBikers beer battered scampi and home made tartare sauce. Winning!
Tonight's date night meal: @HairyBikers beer battered scampi and home made tartare sauce. Winning!
Oh to have been a fly on the wall at the concept proposal for Limitless Win on @ITV!
"We have an idea for a new gameshow."
"Go on..."
"So there's a limitless prize..."
"Sorry what?!"
Going full on @levirootsmusic for date night tomorrow. Rub-a-dub venison on Caribbean mash, contented chocolate puddings all accompanied by a glass of wash. 😁
Having started my life in PHEM as a CFR with LIVES, it was a pleasure to work alongside @lincs999dr today as a Paramedic.
#hellomynameis Carl retweeted
Suggestions on who could possibly replace the PM - Four chipper stoats and a can of Red Bull, a reasonably engaged Shetland Pony, a set of Occasional Tables, Sven-Goran Ericksson, 1 x Tortilla Bowl with extra guacamole + 1 Pepsi Max, assorted lengths of coarse twill etc etc
Hey @levirootsmusic, just made the Martinique coconut chicken curry (again, because we love it). 1.5 scotch bonnets in it this time, yet very little heat. How much would you put in for you and your family? Considering a whole Trinidad Scorpion!
Um, @McDonaldsUK, this is the untruest of untruths! Where's my reduced price muffin?!?!
Hey @virginmedia, this tweet is being sent via 4G, because our WiFi has gone down. The box appears to be in a bit of a reboot loop, and the website states no reported issues with broadband in this area.
Hey @virginmedia, not quite the 100mbps promised, huh?! Thankfully you're not about to increase our prices. Oh, wait...
Just finished @McInTweet's latest book, A Funny Life. Such a page turner (isn't that the point, Michael?!) that I finished it in a day. Such an amazing story and one that I can definitely related to. Apart from the massive success and riches, of course!
Once upon a time everyone had a first aid kit at home. These days people don't even seem to have plasters!
If you’re doing the big weekly shop ahead of the weekend, make sure you also stock up on essential items for the family first aid kit at home.
More information on what to keep in your basic first aid kit can be found by visiting the NHS website: nhs.uk/common-health-questio…
Think you know how to wash your hands? Take a look
For #GlobalHandwashingDay we've created a film which promotes the process our ambulance colleagues use to wash their hands with soap and water but it's great for everyone to follow to prevent the spread of #COVID19. EMAS colleagues see Enews for more info youtube.com/watch?v=WuZ7u5Bl…
#hellomynameis Carl retweeted
So @sajidjavid has literally just *cancelled* his appearance at today's @RCGP annual conference.
I think if the Health Secretary is too scared to face the frontline NHS staff he bashes - and yet purports to lead - he really shouldn't be in post.
RT if you do too.
#hellomynameis Carl retweeted
Over 40k new Covid cases today and 7000 hospitalisations. In no sense is this pandemic over, no matter how fiercely we yearn for normality. Please mask up and please have your jab 🙏
