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art will save us Art Lead @ Alterea | Wandering Vagrant @ FOOL

Joined April 2021
i feel like people laugh at this a lot, and i did when i was a kid. but reading this as an adult, this is sort of a touching story about being vulnerable with people you care about. it just happens to be about anal vore too
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this is what managing anyone under 25 for white collar work is like
LatAm passport bros from 1970s explains how best to get things done in the 80 IQ world. Not to be mistaken with the viral ‘it’s so tiring’ Chinese clip - which deals with the 65 IQ world (link in post below). The 2nd world is not the same as the 3rd world. 1 SD in median IQ is considerable. Learn the difference.
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Replying to @voidt9_
Actually you get one Canadian and one Québécois
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update: they are rediscovering old hobbies from their childhood and quitting nicotine
manipulating my bpd foid into self-actualization
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only time will tell if i am secretly resented for this
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just tried to imagine a guy who is goated without the sauce and started crying
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One issue with rw/trad men is they refuse to accept that they may have to make significant compromises if they truly want a family and legacy. Your wife may not be a woman. She may be a male slave who resembles your previous wife who you fatally kicked down the stairs.
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and like that, the prestige is complete.
I vibecoded a safer Roblox for my son He’s not allowed to play Roblox because we don’t know who he’s talking to So I created a version where he plays obbys The game is populated with recordings of other play throughs (giving the illusion of playing with others) And there’s even a chat from the bots talking to each other. He can talk with the bots and they chat back using chatgpt
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Yes rumors about me hooking up with a black man on Grindr when I was 18 are true it was my first time sexual with a guy i was drunk when I told people this in a group chat and now it leaked and everyone knows about it lol the people that are attacking me for it are political 😂
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spent the night in allendale, california
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i've been seduced
Replying to @seancelestial
the simple difference is that in california, narcissism is seductive... everywhere else it's psychotic.
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sean retweeted
“Nearly half of Gen Z workers admit to “sabotaging” their company’s AI strategy.”
JUST IN: Nearly half of Gen Z workers admit to “sabotaging” their company’s AI strategy.
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-I really liked how Odysseus shot that suitor in the neck with his powerful bow. +Thank you, and what else? -Nothing else. You drowned the story in guilt and morality. +What I was trying to convey is -Neoliberalism? Yeah you nailed it. Somebody get this BEGGAR out of here.
"Emily Wilson is bad translator because, uhm reasons okay, and she totally liked Nolan movie!" Emily Wilson:
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"That's unfortunate!"
Wife having trouble at airport
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Once a veterinarian told me "Movement is life" and damn if I haven't turned that phrase over and over again in the years since.
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sean retweeted
Even a normie could understand why this vision of the world is horrifying. This is not a utopia, it is a mausoleum. Every sentient, sapient being in this scenario is a shade in Hades, which has subsumed the entire cosmos, devoid of meaningful growth or purpose.
I do worry that even the best case scenario is a hard sell. Normies reading this being "yeah, lets stop AI."
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It’s happening
NEW: Study reveals 60% of Korean children & teens receiving growth hormone injections were "heightmaxxing," rather than treating a medical condition.
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sean retweeted
Caressing the body of a girl with self harm scars is like scanning the barcode of something I stole and later realizing nothing in this world is free as she loudly threatens to kill herself as we sit in my favorite coffeeshop over my reluctance in letting her peg me
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