Sushi eating, coffee drinking, beard growing Scottish dude. Maker of telly programmes and shit jokes.

London, England
Joined March 2009
The Lidl advert is far superior to the Waitrose one.
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And so it begins again @rossilovesyou.... entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/23… – at Merton, London
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Heading to the tube after lovely farewell drinks with @dreurovision & @rossilovesyou and saw the poster for @eddieizzard new show, turned the corner to see her in the flesh.
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Oh and here's the other two... – at London, England
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I entered the A Little Life Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/27…
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5G in Dublin is nice. 🤓
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Walked past Tim Peake today at work and genuinely a little star struck. (Pun unintentional)
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Replying to @elonmusk
If only there were some historical precedent where 52% of people voted for something demonstrably awful and ruined it for everyone…
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Boris, Carrie and Michael Fabricant having a cuddle.
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I entered to win £20 tix to see Cock on @TodayTix! Enter here: todaytix.com/london/shows/23…
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I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/23…
I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/23…
Two day weekends are VILE.
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Looking forward to watching all the anti-stormers marching through central London today.
I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/23…
I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/23…
I entered the Cabaret Lottery for £25 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/23…
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