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Congratulations Brazil! 🇧🇷
Mensagem do Yoda:
"Parabéns, brasileiros! Seguro, o futuro de vocês está. Um amanhã mais brilhante, à frente de vocês está. Que a Força esteja com vocês, sempre!" 💚💛🇧🇷
🤖 Made with AI
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BREAKING: Trump is being heckled right now in deep red Mississippi.
He makes it up on the spot: they're getting paid $250 by Soros.
Then he whines that they always come in right in the middle of his punchline.
The punchline was about his ballroom. LMAO. The horror. 😂
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Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi:
"SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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@locklin2026 ~ FL26
@MaryPeltola ~ AK GOV.
@TroyJackson207 ~ US SENATE
@Jerri_M_Green ~ TN GOV.
@turek4iowa ~ US SENATE
@conniechansf ~ CA01
@ByrdforSenate ~ US SENATE
@scott_colom ~ US SENATE
@NurseLee4AZ ~ AZ05
@bpforcongress ~ OH07
@MBermanWI ~ WI01
@EileenforCO ~ CO04
Stay tuned! More to follow!!!!
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“There’s only one devil I can see, and he sits in the White House.”
🇺🇸 I NOMINATE THIS WOMAN FOR PRESIDENT!
1 minute, 50 seconds of the most powerful speech you’ll hear. 🔥 WATCH!
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⛔️ Brazil's President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva wins an unprecedented fourth term, narrowly defeating conservative Sen. Flávio Bolsonaro in a closely contested runoff election.✊🏼✊🏼
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🚨 TEXAS VOTING NUMBERS DON’T MATCH.
Bexar County reported nearly 18,000 mail ballots. The state showed EIGHT. Fort Bend reported 75,000+ in-person votes. The state showed barely 41,000.
Officials cite problems with the state’s election system.
Source: Houston Chronicle
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#ULTIMAHORA
🚨 COMO TODO UN MAL PERDEDOR, BOLSONARO NO ACEPTA LA DERROTA
Afirma el candidato de la Ultra Derecha que va a pedir la ANULACIÓN de la elección, ya que dieron 2 horas extras para que la gente votara.
Esto fue porque muchos alcaldes de la derecha no dejaron salir el transporte público para que la gente no votara...
Congratulations Brazil! 🇧🇷
Message from Yoda:
"Congratulations, Brazilians! Secure, your future is. A brighter tomorrow, ahead of you lies. May the Force be with you, always!" 💚💛🇧🇷
Go Lula!
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🇺🇸 Trump with the most unhinged "by the way" ever:
“I looked at ONE HELL OF A BEAUTIFUL ASS before... Nicki MINAJ!
That’s HARD TO MISS! Stand up… hard to miss.”
That's a whole new category of presidential endorsements.
Writer: Oliver
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At least 12 injured in a shooting in Tallahassee, Florida reut.rs/4sq3ZI2 reut.rs/4sq3ZI2
