@sendboots

I love dirty martinis and the Sydney metro

 Australia
Joined December 2019
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I was finally brave enough to say no to a head massage at the salon because I hate having my head squeezed and then the young lady asked the person next to me who said “of course, anyone who says no is a psycho!”well LOCK ME UP BABY
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Restricting melatonin for the entire country just because some idiot parents don’t know how to lock medicine away from their children is ridiculous, I hate this nanny ass state sometimes
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Lmao the replies on this thing. Endlessly funny to me how loser men take every opportunity to belittle women who haven’t had kids. They are extremely mad when women are smart enough to have financial independence and be careful about if/who they choose to have kids with.
Paul Joseph Watson
@PrisonPlanetOct 13
Aussie woman quits job to travel across Europe, discovers it's a shithole now, regrets it, wants to go home.
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replying to my boss “typical liberal question” when he asks me how many drinks I had on my lunch break
Patriot Michael A. Arcuri 🦅@PatriotMichaelAOct 11
⛔️ Reporter: "How long will the war continue?" Hegseth: "Typical liberal question!" "Don't you know Biden was worse?"‼️
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Plz stop blowing up my dumbest posts I beg 😫
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Though I enjoyed a Guinness or 3 in Ireland, the best beer I had on the trip and possibly in my life was Galway Bay Lush Pale Ale and I am in mourning because I will probably never have it again
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Emily and Lorelai were complex, flawed characters which the show does a great job of showcasing, as people have said. Rory is the true asshole of the show and Emily and Lorelai share the blame with the entire town for coddling and spoiling her all her life. Mitchum was RIGHT
Amelia
@amelia_tweetzOct 10
The best part of Gilmore Girls is how Lorelai was like, “Can I have $50k a year for my daughter’s school?” and Emily was like, “Fine, but you have to let me buy her a car too, and we’re having dinner together once a week.” And Lorelai was like, “Ugh, Mom, you’re the WORST.”
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I’ve been back in Australia 24 hours and my cat and I have murdered about infinity moths, idc how “cool” they are FUCK OFF OUTTA MY HOUSE YOU UGLIES
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My favourite thing about Edinburgh and Dublin is the ability just to get a normal fuckin yummy, simple breakfast out like sausage and eggs or a bomb scone, instead of everything having to be covered in artisanal dukkah and costing $32 as in Sydney
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I’ve had two Guinness and Baileys espresso martinis so all of Dublin is going to hear about how Timothee Chalamet was robbed of an Oscar this year and anyone who disagrees is wrong and going to get a punch in the gooch for their trouble
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Bada bing bada boom Mr. Worldwide as I step in the room
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Some of my favourite eats ever have been in the UK, so am convinced that anyone who says the food is bad here either has no idea what they’re talking about or is going out of their way to order poo from pooholes x
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Haggis in particular is absolutely bomb And obsessed with all scones everywhere and fish and chips. They well and truly have us beat on the battered fish front
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Brussels might be my new favourite city. Totally lovestruck.
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I honestly can’t wait to die
Dexerto
@DexertoSep 28
AI-generated influencer Jean Phil has spawned a meme coin valued at over $8 million Now copycat AI characters are emerging with their own fake rivalries and crypto tokens
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My favourite thing about the tweet that will not be named is that I didn’t even pass judgement on that particular practice, just wondered about it, and I have thousands upon thousands of patriots calling me an r-word days later, I love it here
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I love Taylor but I cannot defend her from adding more poo to an already poo ridden album that nobody asked for more of. My love you’re allowed a fizzer I beg you just please stop and let’s regroup later
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On a group tour and the guide asks everyone where they’re from, absolutely everyone says the name of the country they’re from except the Americans who say their state ????????????
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As an olive branch I would like to share with the group that I’ve been constipated for three days and Americans were right to complain about the lack of availability of filtered drinking water on this continent x
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