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They’ve realised a name is a powerful thing.
Boy who stabbed girl at school was radicalised online, says father bbc.in/4soXKEa
“Sanjay key is secure yes?”
“Yes Kumar very secure sir I have told it to nobody and closed my eyes while I typed it sir”
Dear @maxtempers I am hereby cancelling my subscription to Tempers Weekly as your prestigious publication has once again been pipped (pun not intended) to a major story by a third-rate rag yet again
Companies exploiting welfare system by using residents as 'cash cows,' BBC finds bbc.in/4k2ze9M
Asbestos health and safety hysteria has now become so pervasive in the UK that people actually think it’s a bioweapon capable of assassinating politicians
🚨 BREAKING: Birmingham Reform UK councillor was sent suspected asbestos package in the post.
• Dr Charlie Latchford, the Reform UK councillor for Longbridge and West Heath, reported receiving a package containing suspected asbestos on Thursday.
• He said the material was deliberately packaged in a way that would cause maximum exposure to whoever opened it.
• Police and fire crews attended the scene, after which Latchford was stripped, isolated outside and his road was quarantined.
• The councillor stated that the package will be traced and that no political or personal disagreement justifies putting someone’s health or life at risk.
• West Midlands Police treated the incident under Operation Ford and an ambulance was arranged.
Do couriers have to make a choice after courier school to either not knock at all or knock so hard your door comes off the fucking hinges?
If every woman on earth disappeared all the male biologists would quickly perfect artificial gestation, leading to infinite state-supplied GFs with the rights of animals and thus utopia.
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I need the most Yookay story you have.
No, that’s too Yookay.
Asylum seekers buying sick notes online to dodge Home Office interviews trib.al/47EWRan
Alternate timeline Tim Robinson and Stephen Graham
Normal lads opened a 'proper café' to stop being ripped off liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on…
“I’ve been quite bold with today’s Daily Mix - it’s the same 100 songs that I’ve been forcing on you for the past 3 years.”
When I was a kid and I was really bored I used to stare at the ceiling and wonder what it would be like if the ceiling was the floor and you had to walk around on it with everything upside down
Every time I make a cup of tea now I’ve got a little voice in the back of my mind saying “you’re going to get cancer in your food pipe”
