Oh, we're going to talk about me, are we? Goody. - Tracy Lord // She/her, very gay, nerd, ACAB.
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My school is having a Adventure Zone Fundraiser to raise money for programs we love. I would be thrilled if you could support me! epicstartshere.com/t/NSQe/
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Alright, I am [email protected], I guess. I've requested my Twitter archive. Still not sure what I'm doing exactly but banning journalists? Jesus.
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Shelly retweeted
A 10 year old girl in LA wanted a unicorn license.
She wrote Animal Care, and they replied brilliantly. 🥰🥰
My youngest told me that she wanted one of those things here. I said, "No, baby, I don't allow spies in my home. They're just spying for Santa to see if you're good."
"Ugh, Mama, it's just a Christmas decoration that's magical."
"The answer is still no."
*taps mic*
Why are we acting like “Elf on the shelf” is something we all grew up with? This thing came out of nowhere and we’re all pretending it’s some classic tradition.
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Also, the WORK I see people put in for that Elf bullshit is not for me. I had chaotic crazy string armed Leprechauns here when she decided to make a trap for them and since then I say oh but they make such a mess, we can't try to trap them again.
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Shelly retweeted
Why download an AI art app when you can just get your portrait done right before you’re married off to some random man and then you fall in love with the painter even though you only have a mere few days together and also need to help the girl who works for you get an abortion
I've been mostly unmedicated (for ADHD) or nearly a month and today someone described me as "wandering around like one of those animal crossing characters."
I can't... disagree.
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Hadestown absolutely wrecked my Spotify wrapped. Seriously, it's all that and "Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay."
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I have just watched this side by side with the original.
Is this somehow related to my previous tweet about meds? Probably.
Are my internet travels way more fun unmedicated? Also yes.
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1991! I like to think I was one of the first people to flunk out of a place because of online gaming. Also I should be sleeping.
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When I think about people talking about how the internet kept them alive while they were young and stuck in the small town where they grew up, I positively ache. I ended up mostly stoned.
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