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Hi I’m Marina Abramovic, welcome to jackass

Idea for a movie night: all three reunion episodes of vanderpump rules and ghosts of abu ghraib

Happy pride everyone

My cup sucketh dick

Remembering the time we played with Alex G and I couldn’t watch a second of the set because I was chasing my friend around trying to prevent him from swallowing crack rocks he randomly had in his pocket

My little brother looks exactly like Alex g

Getting hit by a city bus is recession proof

Dave Franco is giving me a stick and poke at 3am is what Phil just said because he doesn’t want to go to the Marc Jacob’s store with me

Playing the Greek theatre tonight and I’m going to throw up and pass away

I’m glad the find my friends app also has the option for “me” because I keep forgetting where tf I am lately

Are whippits good for asthma?

Constantly googling “do I have rabies” because of how much I hate drinking water

As a band we have a new bit which is to hit each others cars on purpose

Ok I think we’re doctors

I felt kind of ill yesterday and I smoked a cigarette and felt better. I’m not a doctor but I think cigarettes are good for you