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ALT Beta reader: ZuckerBaby, caladria Main Characters: Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Other Characters: Mary Allamby, Alma Bonnet, Louis Bonnet, Doug, Izzy, Lucius, Archie (and Garlic Soup), Pete, Roach, Jack Rackham (briefly) Main Relationship(s): Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Other Relationship(s): Stede Bonnet/Mary Allamby, Stede Bonnet & Mary Allamby, Mary Allamby/Doug, Lucius/Pete, Garlic Soup Rating: Mature Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Icce Cream Trucks, Tooth Rotting Fluff, Non Explicit Sex, POV Alternating Warnings: N/A
ALT Summary: Ed's happiest when he's behind the counter of his ice cream truck, a chance for him to be away from the pressures of being the most celebrated dessert chef in the city and just be Ed, bringing joy to kids the same way the ice cream truck brought joy to him as a child. So when another ice cream truck starts cutting into his time, he's determined to suss out his rival and take him down. Only one problem, the rival turns out to be his crush, and plotting his demise is suddenly a lot harder when the man is just so sweet. Wordcount: 36,582
ALT Beta reader: Deniz_B Main Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Other Characters: Israel Hands, Lucius Spriggs, Black Pete, Ned Low Main Relationship(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Other Relationship(s): Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs, Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs/Israel Hands Rating: Explicit
ALT Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Roller Coasters, POV Alternating, Blackbeard | Edward Teach is Down Bad for Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet is Down Bad for Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Fluff and Smut, Mild Angst, Alternate Universe - Road Trip, Falling In Love, Intercrural Sex, Shower Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has a Praise Kink, Background Poly, Anal Fingering, Idiots in Love, Friends With Benefits, Misunderstandings, Experienced Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has Abandonment Issues, Finding Joy, Romance, Romantic Gestures, Panic Attacks, PDA, Sex Toys, Riding, Switch Stede Bonnet, Switch Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Humor, Orgasm Control, Fist Fights, Podfic Welcome, Warnings: N/A Summary: One week. Five theme parks. Almost seventy roller coasters. Two men falling in love. Wordcount: 43,779
