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Bernard Sew

@sewbernard

Someone forcefully signed me up, so here i am. Hi.

 Singapore
Joined August 2014
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Have you ever been so high that you went to the information counter and asked where the informatiom counter was?
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I have transcended human capacity for self inflicted pain by coughing while brushin my teeth making me buckle and catch toothpaste in my eye
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we're still going through it now
Always feel a strange urge to reply to tweets that are obviously not directed at me like "Thank you for being the best mom" "No problem."
[animal meeting at the zoo] Lion: you're late. We said meet at sunset Giraffe: I can still see the sun you fucken midget
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Can someone tell me why twitter is nagging me more than my mum when i leave for too long?
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Dont need a halloween costume my face is scary enough already
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@hankgreen6 Oct 2015
Me too...wait... teapaw.org/allygator_smith/status…
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@J3RYL_ @UnicornHunter97 GDI
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I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT I CAN FAVOURITE MY OWN TWEET
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Twitter is a little bit extremely boring
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What the fuck am i even eating
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A German magician said he was going to count to 9 and disappear. Someone said "Isn't it 3?" He replied "Nein" and disappeared
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Hanging out at the lost-and-found corner just in case someone finds my missing gpa
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When you get syphilis, you know urine trouble.
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A Mexican magician said he would become invisible on the count of three. He counts "Uno, dos" and then poof. He disappears without a tres.
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Watch everyone buy 4d for 0318
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