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Sup, Love me some constitution, true patriot, love The United States of America 🇺🇸 and your mom! Save the kittens 🐈‍⬛ YO! Satire much!

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Joined December 2023
BREAKING: Sickening footage shows a Trump supporter STABBED with a knife left in his back outside the Ohio rally tonight. Police have one suspect in custody. The violence against our movement must STOP. The media won't cover this, but we won't stay silent. Pray for this patriot!
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A few months ago, Mary Peltola said: “It should be a criminal offense to lie or mislead the electorate.” Her staff was just exposed for plotting an effort to recruit a fake candidate with the same name as her opponent with the sole purpose of misleading voters. Charge her for election interference.
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This broke me. Find this man. Find him and I will personally fundraise for him.
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ATTENTION EVERYONE IN IOWA This bakery is selling tombstone cookies with Trump’s name and the words “any day now” It’s a death cult
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🚨 BREAKING: “Republican" Sen. Lisa Murkowski just ENDORSED Democrat Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins for Governor of Alaska. Read that again. There are THREE Republicans on the ballot, including Trump-endorsed Bernadette Wilson. She passed on ALL of them to back the Democrat. 7 days before Election Day. This is the same Murkowski who's fighting Trump's DOJ over the Sullivan ballot mess in Alaska's Senate race. At this point, why is there even an "R" next to her name? Alaska, show up and VOTE. 🗳️
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A trans socialist had Flavio Bolsonaro’s passport seized. Another trans socialist had all his assets frozen. He was forced to flee the country to escape this political persecution. Brazil is literally being run by trans communists. This could soon be America.
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This is the judge who extended voting in the Brazil elections by 2hrs at the last minute. And yes, that's Lula with him. His name, Cristiano Zanin.
Brazil's supreme court extends voting by 2 hours 👀
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California is rigging the elections
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And scarves with political messages are allowed. Here are a couple from that section that night: “Fuck Trump” “Refugees Welcome”
We came with hand painted scarves to hold above our heads reading “Save Women’s Sports.” Our group was made of mostly lesbians who shared their own personal irony of feeling unsafe in a sea of pink and blue flags. The pink and blue flags have come to be synonymous with anti-free speech, male boundary violation, and anti-consent. We stood in @xx_xyathletics shirts that symbolize fairness and integrity for women and girls. Our voices matter. And we refuse to be silenced.
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In Minnesota, the USPS offices are inside mosques The people who handle mail-in ballots.. What are we doing America
All Hell Broke Loose at a USPS inside a Mosque in Minnesota. @MNFraudFinder
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HOLY SHIT!! Minnesota has a USPS inside a MOSQUE. UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!
All Hell Broke Loose at a USPS inside a Mosque in Minnesota. @MNFraudFinder
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We cannot survive as a nation if we cede debates and spaces to what is a clearly dangerous and mentally ill faction of the left. We must be brave enough to confront them head on and stand our ground. No more.
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For the fools out there, Zelensky himself posted about using Starlink for offensive drone strikes, which has always been against Starlink’s terms of service:
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🚨 JUST IN: AG Todd Blanche catches Dana Bash RED-HANDED misleading viewers on Alaska cheating and he FORCES her to correct on-air "CONVENIENTLY, you put the Constitution on your screen, but you highlighted only the first clause! Why don't you show the NEXT CLAUSE to your viewers which says that Congress is allowed to pass laws to make sure that that happens? PUT THAT BACK UP THERE." BASH: We have it up, go ahead 🤣 BLANCHE: "The second clause says, but the Congress made at any time by law — and we have a law and that's the law that we're relying on when we filed suit earlier this week." Doing anything to make it seem like Trump is violating the Constitution. He then expertly dismantles any attempt to justify Alaska letting the fake Dan Sullivan on the ballot — FEDERAL LAW is supreme to protect voters President Trump says he directed the DOJ lawsuit and it only will have an impact if the fraud Sullivan SIPHONS ENOUGH VOTES to unseat incumbent Sen. Dan Sullivan. MASTERCLASS BY BLANCHE
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Correct. Using Starlink, a civilian commercial service, for offensive drone strikes to kill people has never been allowed, nor should it be. Starshield, a different system, is controlled by the US government. What they decide to do is up to them. Ukraine military violated Starlink terms of service and used it for offensive drone strikes to kill people. That loophole was closed last week. Starlink remains critical to the defense of Ukraine, as it is the only system that cannot be jammed or blown up, at least for now. Were Starlink to be turned off, the Ukrainian front line would collapse immediately. This is NOT a threat, it is simply a statement of fact. Starlink was also crucial to preventing Russia from overrunning Ukraine in the early days of the war, as all other means of communication were destroyed or jammed by Russia. SpaceX has done more to defend Ukraine than any private company on Earth BY FAR. That said, I have nothing but UTTER CONTEMPT for the virtue-signaling evil warmongers who push for endless slaughter and offer no realistic solution to the conflict. May you burn in hell. End of story.
STARLINK WORKS THE SAME WAY ITS ALWAYS WORKED. ITS NOT A WEAPONS SYSTEM, NO MATTER HOW MUCH UKRAINE WANTS IT TO BE.
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It is VERY ILLEGAL post picture in the UK
PSA It is VERY ILLEGAL to alter this mans picture in the UK Whatever you do, please DO NOT alter or satirize this picture in any way. The UK police would REALLY not like that.
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So, lemme get this straight…. Wearing a T-shirt that says “save women’s sports“ provokes aggression towards a woman wearing it, because they just want us to be “tolerant“ of men and women sports. So trans rights do trample all over women’s rights.
Just got forcibly kicked out of a Portland Thorns game because people were hitting my group with trans flags over our feminist shirts. Living in the upside down . @BrandiKruse
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A “F*** Trump” scarf gets a pass. An @xx_xyathletics shirt gets you shown the door. These are your standards, @ThornsFC?
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I begged them to get us help while we were hidden behind trans flags and assaulted
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A women’s soccer crowd melting down over shirts supporting women’s sports. You couldn’t script a more pathetic scene at a Portland Thorns game.
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