still patiently waiting for my first little league base hit. he/him TikTok- @shaferward
Jersey City, NJ
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Kamala Harris told us she’s smoked pot before, does she have to go?
Dozens of young White House staffers have been suspended or asked to resign due to past marijuana use, despite initial indications from the Biden admin that recreational use of cannabis would not be immediately disqualifying for would-be personnel trib.al/47V8Kgd
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Last year this month I was attacked in NYC by a crazy white guy & it took a while for me to even register it was a hate crime since there was so little coverage on Anti-Asian Hate crimes. There must be more coverage. Change must happen now. Asians are terrified. Below r resources
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Me at the Burger King drive thru: "Tell the King we have matters to discuss."
My favorite thing about being apart of the Drew Football Team is putting “Former Captain of the Drew Football Team” on a resume and letting my interviewer wonder how my stick insect body came to be
The older I get the more I realize that having done improv comedy in college is actually a curse I must shoulder throughout the rest of my adult life
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This isn’t easy, but it needs to be said. Here is my statement:
Worst-kept secret: More women come forward, additional details emerge about Mickey Callaway’s lewd behavior and how it permeated the workplace.
Story with @KatieJStrang & @Ken_Rosenthal:
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you know when you’re eating soup and you’re like “this bowl is a cup! I will use it as such!” but then you spill soup over your shirt but it’s okay because mom packed a spare because you’re her little soup boy?
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i'm so honored to have my poem featured in sundress pub's best of the net among some brilliant folks! thank you judges, editors, & the elizabeth, nj @IKEAUSA for your proximity to the airport
We are thrilled to announce the Best of the Net Winners!
This year’s judges were Jasminne Mendez, Sarah Einstein and Matthew Salesses.
Huge thanks to the participating journals, our readers and judges, and congratulations to the 32 winners!
bestofthenetanthology.com #BestoftheNet
