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@sharkfiles

❝do no harm, but take no shit❞

 waiting for my spaceship🛸
Joined May 2012
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If you're one of those people who fill out an ENTIRE PACKET at the doctor's office AT THE WINDOW... I just need to know, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
Hello 👋🏼 I need to start using this account again😂
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I’m fucking 30. Like, what? 😅
Went with the flow to Vibeee tonight with youuuu 💕🔥💨 @taymoneyduh
taymoneyduh (@taymoneyduh) profile picturetaymoneyduh@taymoneyduh1 Oct 2021
I just go with the flow wbu
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I just remembered the VMA’s are tonight! Yay!☺️
RESEARCH ARTICLES SHOULD BE FREE TO ACCESS FOR EVERYONE!! thanks for coming to my Ted talk
I just realized my kid has been watching Bob’s Burgers. Intently. Obsessed. Laughing. She’s definitely mine. 🤣
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Last Saruday I wrote 4 pareos… (got 5/5 of 2 of them!)😋 However, in a stunning turn of events: I will be writing only 3 papers tomorrow!😂
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Papers** damn Spanish keyboard autocorrect 😂
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Currently:
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mentally and physically exhausted, but still can’t sleep 😅 love this for me🙃
Stoned looking @ my turtle tank: all of the orange snails have joined together at one end of the tank… Thoughts: 1) are snails racist? 2) is there about to be a battle in my tank?! 😳🌊🐌
Today was shit. Still hate my life 😂
sʜᴀʀᴋ (@sharkfiles) profile picturesʜᴀʀᴋ@sharkfiles12 Aug 2021
Yupp. Still true.
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If you see me selling feet pics online mind ya business- tuition is expensive 😂
I’m terrified of this world were living in
my little horse girl 🐎🧡
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in case anyone was wondering what it takes for FLMMJ patients have access to flower!! Not to mention, we only got access to flower in 2019🙄
Lmao FLDOH went off today😂
Florida Department of Health (@HealthyFla) profile pictureFlorida Department of Health
@HealthyFla14 Aug 2021
Getting vaxed ○ く|)へ 〉 #COVID19 ￣￣┗┓ ヾ○ｼ ┗┓ ヘ/ ┗┓ ノ ┗┓ ┗┓ Find a vaccine near you at bit.ly/3xJ6I13
Hoping a little 🍄 microdose ✨ will help me be productive today 🤍
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Twitter: “What’s happening?” Me:
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private again. 😈☺️☺️ I’m losing my miiiiiiiiiind
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