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Joined July 2020
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jaramogisversion💋@AkothMelanieNov 7
Drunk me anakuanga on some bullshit 😭😭😭😭😭
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✰@lizzithe2ndNov 6
women are hive-minded unlike us men who are so deep, we are never influenced by society we all just happen to like football, and dress the same, and want the same watches, and use the same slang, and be addicted to porn and listen to the same music but in a cool free thinker way
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👥 (@AceVondelle) profile picture👥@AceVondelleNov 5
don’t underestimate how much women’s minds are shaped by media. they dream about those movie dates, walks in the park, flowers and dinners. ignore that at your peril. they can’t even explain why they want it. they saw that shit on a movie/tv show and now that’s the template.
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sijuadeeee🍒@ivy_2638Nov 6
Men literally piss on the street i promise you can fix your bra in public babe
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S I N A T R A 🚀🥶@__astericNov 7
why are nairobi concerts so expensive? the same artist will go to uganda or tanzania on the same/following weekend and tickets are a fraction of the price, something is not adding up
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Captain Hadze@hadzerudzeNov 4
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Look what arrived!!!
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M.@blndvntNov 5
rewarded myself with a 2 hour break after writing the title of my assignment
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@ona_nkyNov 6
Friday, the day to give it my nothing at work 😭🤭
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LeBronce Jamie@IAmShannonAliNov 6
When I’m president imma make sucking dick illegal
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@Faidat0755Nov 4
Sex is supposed 2 start off with sucking his dick ladies 😂🤣
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.@Dboysback65Nov 5
People at work will be like “so what ya eating” and it’s clear as day that your eating spaghetti, lmao like back your stupid ass up please.
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@eliza___vNov 6
Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions
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@gloccnimNov 6
When u find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday:
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Okay fine YES I love taking men’s hard earned money
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Elkana Frin@Elkana_kipNov 3
Matatu inajaa alafu unapewa piece ya mbao ukalie,and you oblige, I will never understand that shit hii nchi enyewe ni mediocre.
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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@fjxr_Nov 2
having an unemployed friend to text during work is so important. they’re like the window in your prison cell.
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@SPUKenyaNov 2
Ndio kurudishiwa log ins.... My pal's uncle huwa anafagia uko, anasema tuende tu ata wao wako nyuma yetu.... FRIDAY IS FRIDAY!! 6/11/2026
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@SPUKenyaOct 25
Guys,the graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA...OSINT update inasema gown ziko trailed by unserviced Prados, sijapata Number plate vizuri, nmeona tu 611 Z, we must have them by 29th ndio watu wapick as they prepare for 6/11/26. The graduation square is a PROTECTED AREA 🫶
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Nietzsche ki beti@chiggiiiiiNov 2
every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
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Chris@arab3638Nov 1
When I’m enjoying Sunday and it reaches 5-8pm
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maya ⋆˚꩜｡@m4yyahhNov 1
how it feels going anywhere with a backpack or suitcase
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@4aa_ngNov 1
Kenyans doing Loggy3 project for 0.1$ and hour is making me go on my knees every night and pray for this country and for us financially unstable mfs 😭
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