Internal and #frontline comms consultant. ❤️#Astros #Longhorns & patio time. TV news quitter. Opinions mine. Likes≠endorsements. Bitmoji accurate.

Houston, TX - did time in DC
Joined September 2008
Shea Sullivan retweeted
On their Stand Up To Cancer cards, every single Brewers player wrote Bob Uecker #ThisIsMyCrew
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TEXAS LONGHORN David Hamilton ties it up for the Brew Crew!!! 🤘 🍻
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Well this has been one of those “inhale lunch at 3 pm” kind of days
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Wow this #WorldSeries Game 3 has gotten out of control 👀 🍻
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So do they have run-rules in the postseason?
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Condolences to all the Yinzers out there. Certified banger!
Oh so sad, Donnie Iris has passed away at the age of 83. Rest in peace 🙏🏻 Donnie Iris - Ah! Leah!
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Accurate 💯
Parity: An SEC Horror Story presented by: @renasant
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well fantasy was an absolute disaster this week
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Food prep Sunday = home smells like peppers and onions for two days
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Eyes currently burning a little
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This is the Archibald we all know was trapped in there 🤘
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The Milwaukee Brewers logo is still one of the greatest in all of sports
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Shea Sullivan retweeted
Its really hard not to root for the brewers after this #brewers #mlb #worldseries #postseason
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As a baseball fan, I can’t help but love this #WorldSeries matchup. As an #Astros fan, I know how Milwaukee feels right now. This was us in 2017. The excitement and the possibility that maybe, just MAYBE, you might see a title in your lifetime. Soak it up, Brewers fans! 🍻
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THIS WAS EPIC. Few things can capture the vibe of that day. Everyone was just so friggin’ happy.
In honor of the World Series starting today Throwback to when Astros fans worked together to return a hat to a woman who had dropped it a few stories above them at the World Series parade 🫶🏼
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Could we get Claude in the transfer portal though? Pay whatever it takes.
Breaking🚨 The moment Longhorn fans have been waiting for is finally here! The Texas Longhorn have hired a new offensive coordinator🔥 #HookEm
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of course i benched rhamondre Stevenson this week
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Just finished “DTF St Louis” on HBO Max and man, that was weird.
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OTD in Houston driver idiocy: Chick going down West Loop in a brand-new Chevy Trax with not one but TWO cell phones in her hand. Of course I got stuck behind her. Honking was futile.
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So annoying how few women’s business clothes have real pockets
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