Kids busted into the bathroom while I’m showering this morning with a baby Bella cheese taped to my son’s head and my daughter said “I’m cheese thanos” and ripped the cheese off his forehead.
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Steak and eggs? With po tay toes? And your choice of bread!
All for…
You guessed it…
$16.99
Woke up disappointed today.
Then I cooked Steak and Eggs.
Somewhere between the sizzle and the first bite, it hit me. Power shifts. It always has. Seasons change, people come and go, and none of it is new.
The steak and eggs are still on the plate.
So am I. Let's go!
MAHA
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30 minutes into the 5:15 am exercise class this morning, someone across the room: “what the heck has Sheel been here the whole time?”
Nobody awake in this class yeah I was there the whole time but I’m also not awake
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My Halloween costume was a velour track suit, slick back hair, gold chain, and my daughter walking around introducing me to people as “Hollywood”
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I found a wrapped king size snickers bar on the sidewalk just now I’m going to eat it for breakfast
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Fight night is coming back?! It’s coming back? 360 punch control?! Create your own guy to make it so Tupac can fight Justin Bieber?!
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Flying Bird Mobile - Blue Bird wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/bay-…
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