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SP.

@shelbxp

constantly evolving.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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The “Texas” in Church’s Chicken is new right?
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The people who see me & say “wow, you’re still so tiny” or “you’re all stomach” or something similar… God bless you & may your pillow always be cold. 🩵
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Me: wow, my heartburn hasn’t been too bad today Also me: orders spicy red pasta to eat before bed 🙂
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Here to report that the apple pie cake from Nothing Bundt is like that.
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This is funny to me because my dad went to see Keyshia Cole & I asked him who was w. her. He was like “oh, this singer named Lionel”…. I’m not thinking nothing of it, I’m just like “oh, I never heard of him.” Whole time it’s Lloyd 😂
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoudSep 3
Lloyd pulls a fan's wig off accidentally after it got caught on his suit during his concert
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I would do anything for some Cracker Barrel rn.
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I reached my health insurance deductible and out of pocket maximum for the year, so it’ll be free to have my baby. #girlmath
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One of the best pieces of advice I’ve gotten on time management is: if it takes you less than 2 minutes to do it, just do it when it comes up. No need to add something else to your to-do list.
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Being able to send comments on TikTok has single-handedly kept me & Jordan’s streak going lmao
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Alcohol might be the thing I’ve been missing the least throughout this pregnancy
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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is so funny, because i didn’t forget, i just came to my senses
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The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read.
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If you’ve ever gotten a gift for somebody that was not on their registry, could you lmk your rationale? I’m genuinely curious!
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Why did I think pulling an all nighter was ok?
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I forgot that summertime in Detroit means they doing “construction” literally everywhere. But don’t never have no workers out.. just cones & lane closures causing traffic for nothing.
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😂😭 I feel like that was the worst I ever seen it though fr
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• Hov’s biggest strength is subtlety, but that’s also why some people find him emotionally distant compared to rappers like Pac or DMX. • Jay Z raps like someone who's already won. Sometimes it sounds inspiring, other times it can sound detached. • 4:44 is one of the most important albums of his career because it’s one of the few times he sounds fully human instead of invincible. • People confuse “not loud” with “not lyrical” when it comes to Jay-Z. • Jay-Z’s music ages like wine.
The B-Side Effect 📻🪬 (@laurynslounge) profile pictureThe B-Side Effect 📻🪬
@laurynsloungeMay 21
What's your unpopular opinion about Jay-Z?
Image from The B-Side Effect 📻🪬 (@laurynslounge)
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Why does the 45+ crowd love Let ‘Em Know by T.I. so much 😂😭
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Love this Kehlani album
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Uber Eats is so funny when they’re like “you saved $12” & it was all the delivery fee. Baby, I can assure you, I was NEVER paying a $12 delivery fee lol.
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Which brings me to my next point.. I feel like the Uber One “savings” are just mark ups that they “discount.” I don’t have the time to actually test this theory but I think I’m right.
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