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Joined April 2009
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Shelton Bumgarner (sheltgarner.bsky.social) retweeted
The Spy Who Shagged Me - NVIDIA Version
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Admits Affair as Company Launches Investigation: Will He Step Down as CEO or Will It Destroy His Career at Nvidia?
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Shelton Bumgarner (sheltgarner.bsky.social) retweeted
What a headline…
You might not be interested in geopolitics, but geopolitics is interested in you.
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"oh, THOSE kind of Chinese models."
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POV: The moment Jensen Huang and Alice got caught in 4K 😭💀 Nvidia $zcat
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“Sorry babe our life savings are gone. The CEO fucked a spy”
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who made ds? 🤣
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哈哈哈哈这是谁做的视频??
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explaining to my anthropic friend who just got back from a 14 day silent phone-free vipassana retreat that his net worth has been cut in half because texas is blue now and also the GPU man was horny
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The demand in insane, baby. $NVDA
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This little one just melts every time.
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NVIDIA’s board reviewing the security footage
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Federal prosecutors told a judge last month that they were considering treating the @nytimes as a conspirator in a criminal case accusing Comey of leaking sensitive national security information. @alanfeuer nytimes.com/2026/11/08/us/po…
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Shelton Bumgarner (sheltgarner.bsky.social) retweeted
Google is on a roll and about to surpass OpenAI and Anthropic, let me explain. Google released bard, trash. Google went a few years with their pro models and they was decent but didnt match the competition. Roughly a month ago google released argon. Around the level of 6 Astra and below opus 5.5 A week later they announced carbon, carbon is slightly better than opus 5.5. 2 weeks later they have a internal model “krypton” it’s better than all public models will be slightly better than 6.2 Astra and fable 5.5. Google catched up and surpassed anthropic and open ai. and it doesn’t look like they’re slowing down.
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Best version of this meme yet.
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Fun fact: Universal healthcare is going to have a lot of ppl leaving toxic jobs and toxic relationships and thus getting healthier.
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This is WILD
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Leather and Lace Bad boy Jensen got caught doing a duet with a Chinese gold dust woman. But at least she wasn't on the edge of seventeen. by Maureen Dowd
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I guess Chinese models really were the biggest threat…
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