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Clerks 2:
"It was was a bunch of people walking.
Here’s the first movie..."
*mimes walking*
"Here’s the second movie..."
*mimes walking*
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Break Stuff in the style of 70s funk!💥
@limpbizkit @freddurst
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Student loans were sold to students as "you'll earn more, so it's only fair you pay some of that back towards your education cost"
Unless changed, of the five plans students are on - three of the repayment thresholds will now be *below* the minimum wage.
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I wanted to visualise Britain's state spending ahead of the Budget, so I've vibe coded an app which presents it as a disk drive.
Take a look at the tradeoffs and see if you can make the budget fit:
britains-disk.pages.dev
The BBC made an interesting point on the Mao / Mbappé 'mistake'.
"... given China's tightly controlled internet, where people are expected to toe the party and government line on sensitive topics."
Silly commies.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv62…
In unrelated news, here's a Labour MP supporting the new Respect Orders.
She is brilliant, and our Government is brilliant. Please don't send me for re-education.
xitter.cf/LabourSJ/status/211468…
Half-life 2: Lost Coast was released 21 years ago today.
It brought with it HDR, which is now almost functional in Windows two decades later.
Incredible.
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Push for reparations and then moan about racism. Such tedious showboating, and we’re all bored of it. It’s been done to death.
You’re a British MP. Act like it.
I've received waves of racism & abuse since my #BHM speech.
A Shadow Minister referred to my "mates overseas" and told me I should "do one"
Who exactly are my mates overseas? 🤔
Today I called out his racially-charged comment. Grateful for Speaker's response 👇🏾
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🚨NEW: Household energy bills are forecast to surge by 27% to an average of £2,192 a year from January, according to a new forecast by EDF, one of Britain's biggest energy suppliers
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为什么你花 2 万块买的旗舰智能电视，按遥控器还是卡得像十年前的安卓机？
昨天安全研究员 @log4j 把自家 3000 刀的三星电视 Root 了，扒出来的底层代码堪称年度草台班子大赏：
1. 电视后台每 500 毫秒截一次屏（连 HDMI 投屏看电脑桌面都截），打包发给近 400 家合作商。如果电视没麦克风，后台进程甚至会顺着蓝牙和回音壁去「借」一个麦克风继续听。
2. 最搞笑的来了：为什么菜单这么卡？
另一位研究员 @mike64_t 拆包发现，三星在电视那颗羸弱的 CPU 上，塞了一个叫 alex.tflite 的模型——246 万参数，2012 年古董级的 AlexNet。
这玩意每隔 2 秒抓一张画面跑推理，猜你在玩什么游戏。结果因为颜色通道写反了，它 99% 的时间什么都认不出来，纯烧 CPU。
3. 那如果你在设置里关掉「隐私追踪」呢？
代码逻辑是：先死命跑完 CPU 推理，准备上传时再看开关——发现你关了，就把结果扔进垃圾桶，2 秒后继续跑。
4. 结局更是重量级：
当号主用 OpenAI 逆向分析「自己花 3000 刀买回家的电视固件」时，OpenAI 反手一个 Cyber Abuse 把他号封了，顺带没收了剩下的 500 刀余额。
三星负责偷窥客厅，2012 年的 AI 负责烧干电视 CPU，OpenAI 负责保护三星的屎山代码不被你发现。
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Your son is 14. He wants to download a game his friends are playing.
The app asks for a face scan to verify his age. You are told it is to keep him safe. You hold the phone while he looks into the camera.
His face is now in a database. Tied to his name. Tied to every account he opens. For the rest of his life.
Years later, that profile decides what he can access. What he can say. What he can buy.
You did not protect him. You helped enroll him.
This is what online child safety laws are building. A digital ID for every person, starting with our children.
Share this with a parent who thinks age verification is harmless.
Follow me. Every day I show you what is coming and how to stop it.
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One of those twitter spats where you want both sides to lose
Mr Polanski, I know you have a reputation for being scrupulous about checking your facts, but you’ve missed an important detail.
My contract requires me to remain on leave from the Lords, surrender my parliamentary pass and forgo all access and voting rights for the duration of my employment at Palantir. I do not, therefore, take any whip.
I fear this makes me rather less useful to the whips’ office than you imply.
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It’s very easy for politicians to send other people’s children to war. My response to the bloodthirsty elite?
You first.
Rest in peace, Walter. Thank you for all the wonderful stories.
Walter Koenig, the Russian Crewman Chekov on 'Star Trek,' Dies at 90 hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…
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Don't give up your day job, Andy.
Actually no, you can fuck off from there as well.
Andy Burnham's 'Strictly' dance video, found by #BBCBreakfast
The PM said on TV show 'Gogglebox' for Stand Up To Cancer he has a "clang of anxiety" when discussing dancing - after taking part in a charity event for the Rob Burrow centre for MND
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm3w…
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These orders will be used to clamp down on British people protesting about the migrant rape camps and Palestinian death worshipers installed in their communities.
They will rarely be used against actual ASB.
Feel free to bookmark this tweet.
