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what is a man, except for a pile of pathetic, sordid secrets?

Joined November 2010
"show me how to live, teach me how to tolerate, encourage me to give, empower me to love and celebrate"
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“𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭.” — 𝘏𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘏𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘦
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Congratulations Kane 👏🏻
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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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just found out bryan garris is also the bassist for xweaponx 💯
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although nothing beats tfw i found out chris wiseman is the guitarist for both currents and shadow of intent.
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“you’re a prisoner of the present in your timeline, forever transitioning between your inaccessible past and your unknowable future”
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tahun baru azam baru ah gitew
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tahun baru azam baru gitew pt. CXXIII
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tahun baru azam baru gitew pt. CXXIV
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Me surviving every hurdle life throws at me.
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“should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid” is at the very least an honorable mention
“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made. The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
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What the fuck you even supposed to do with your hands while you’re getting your dick sucked ?????
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harry potter’s fanfics are just different gravy. the one where malfoy is a girl called malfoid? *chef’s kiss*
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takraw players playing teqball feels like a cheat code
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flight ✅ accom ✅ lfg!!!
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edit with a daddy yankee song? 💯
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i’ve always wanted to use those humongous claw hair clips you see on baddies. like, if you see a girl with a claw clip, you just know they got their shit together. i may not have my shit together but its great. its essentially this, on your hair 😂
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Our employees have been begging us to try a four-day workweek. I'm open-minded, so we ran a pilot. Monday through Thursday. Same salary. Same workload. Productivity actually increased. People were happier. Turnover dropped. It was one of the most successful HR experiments we've ever conducted. So naturally we ended it. If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they can get done in five.
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I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse. Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.
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