probably playing a video game

Los Angeles
Joined October 2008
what would you eat?
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just glad I wasn’t imagining that earthquake lol
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except not only did you ban the @elonjet account, you banned the personal account of the guy who created it @jxcksweeney. free speech as long as we’re talking about what you wanna talk about, right? hypocrite.
My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The implied account in this tweet is elonjet, which is currently banned: twitter.com/elonjet Elonjet used to use publicly available plane tracking data to follow which airports Musk’s private jet flew to.
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America. where some fathers think it’s better to be a mass murderer than to be gay.
The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)
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because an insurrection wasn’t enough
The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei.
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does anyone else feel like their timelines are suddenly unrecognizable?
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idk what’s happening about the Markiplier onlyfans thing but where do I pay?
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i am sweating in places i didn’t know could sweat #heatwave
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preparing for Halloween with cauldrons and pumpkins!
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when someone cancels a meeting and sends an email instead
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me following fitness guys as if i’m going to do a single minute of exercise
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anyone else thinking August is stressful as fuck? like PARTICULARLY stressful? like why is there 10 years of stress crammed into 31 days. and food is too expensive. and it’s hot.
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I didn’t realize listening to @YoSkylerSeymour voiceover a rooster 🐔 was something I needed, but here we are 🤷🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️
You know what else promotes good health? Pre-ordering Rooster Fighter, Vol. 1! Releases August 16th, 2022. 🐔 Featuring @YoSkylerSeymour
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9 years later, as relevant as ever
I really don't understand how people believe their personal, religious convictions should stop others trying to live their lives.
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in 1st grade, another student sexually assaulted me in elementary school in Florida. locked the doors to the bathroom and everything. talking about it wasn’t an option, especially since it felt like my fault in the Deep South. this bill would have made that situation impossible.
BREAKING: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs controversial 'Don't Say Gay' bill into law. The bill bans lessons on sexual orientation or gender identity in some grades. abcn.ws/3qHfzzT
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Russian tennis player Andrey Rublev writing "No war please" on the camera after his win in Dubai today.
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I’m having a stent placed in my brain aneurysm on Friday and this will (hopefully) bring my 14 year battle with this literal mindfuck to an end. didn’t think I’d have to deal with this at 33 but hey, life works in mysterious ways.
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2007 was a simpler time
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just dug this up ⁦@YoSkylerSeymour⁩ I miss you 🍪
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