A girl with a goatee, a trans woman, and captain Jack in a room judging a dude who loves someone for who they are... ill never understand people #90dayfiancebeforethe90days
Everyone at work telling their "I made my husband supper last night" stories. Me... "I took a full shit, start to finish infront of karlye!!"
The ladies at work "you can always tell when somethings wrong with you.. your body will tell you."
Me to me, ".......are we okay?"
im realizing now more than ever, growing up is a maturity level and not an age. but still in my adult life i didn't expect petty drug deals to be like "yo, I got them...trees..." to hide from the govt if they ever possess their phone... trees... trees bro, really?!
I don't see why people are like "I need to get a second job, I can't afford this" a. Cut your costs. B. Get one decent paying job n work. Good gravy
15 ys ago my bff n I sat around planning our future
-same job
-our s/o's be bffs
-live on the same property
Pipe dreams become reality if you really want em🤘🏼💪🏼
My favorite part of Christmas was when my aunt asked my wife if she had just "smoked pot" seconds later my sister in law says "I smell something?" @TaylorCarlson23 says "yeah like maybe lotion?" karlye and I are just high af laughing in the background. Little moments complete me.
get yourself a wife that will get up at 3am on her day off to make you coffee and play with your hair before you go to work🥺🙏🥰
i lost like 5 friends when i got married, all of which are grown ass woman that couldn't take advantage of my heart anymore.
will the real slim shade-tree please grow up?
By far the things that give me the most anxiety in life... judging skin color, child/human hunger,entertainment people make more than our military, human rights are based on govt laws, people not using their blinker. I have faith in like 6 people... not humanity.
