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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner
“My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…”
“I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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"Vibes are contagious. He should continue to jump, he should continue to be himself. At the end of the day, Jefry got here for a reason and he continues to be himself. He shouldn't tame it because people are saying it should be tamed."
- Francisco Lindor on Jefry Yan
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The world does not need an artificial intelligence that diminishes humanity; rather, it needs human intelligence enlightened by wisdom, political authority guided by conscience and technological innovation directed by charity. Only then will artificial intelligence become not a rival to humanity but a servant of the common good.
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Megyn Kelly and Matt Walsh obsess over Haitians because it's the lowest red meat for their idiot audience, who like themselves lack the most basic knowledge of recent Haitian history and direct US interference. Look at how Ryan Grim exposed and humiliated Walsh on this:
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It's official: the original Black Ops and Black Ops 2 are being ported to PlayStation in July, courtesy of our partners at @IronGalaxy. 🤝
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Going to dinner with your bro and you both got cool jackets on. Just 2 guys with cool jackets. And nice pants too. Who are those guys with the jackets and pants.
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“Oi bruv I thought I could be cheeky and jam the bloke with the fastball and he gobsmacked it. Absolutely mental.”
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Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.
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This slick son of a bitch tackled the most ambitious proposal on his agenda in the first fucking month lol man is a human cheat code
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