Saw a couple kissing a lot on the metro today. Next to them was a man quietly and passionately eating his sandwich.

Is it ever truly safe to assume anything?

love, like a cough, cannot be concealed.

why eat a banana you have to pay for when you could eat a banana that someone else paid for?

@mantranoir says i eat bananas all day long but never buy them. #relationshiproblems #divorceratesgoingup

i must be the only twenty-six year old in the whole wide world who actually looks forward to my morning ritual bowl of cream of rice.

twitter is kind of like a junk folder made only for mildly fascinating memories that aren’t mildly fascinating enough to tell anyone.

still waiting on the innate ancient car wisdom to emerge that i always thought was hiding deep within my dna prior to owning a car. any moment now it will slowly combine with my molecules and release profound vehicular knowledge into my brain. any moment now.

what if existence is really just a space ship full of travellers plummeting through a black hole, losing all perception of their constructed reality, the past thousands of years that are the lifespan of humanity being a mirage induced by the last few seconds before death?

would it be terrible if i drove to the climate change strike?

just had an intimate moment with a complete stranger where we both rolled our eyes at the same thing at the same time.

rule of thumb: if you ever feel embarrassed about anything, just remember that you encapsulate all nothingness and that the duration of your human life is a fraction of a fraction of a moment hurling through space in an unknown universe that only thinks in eons.

cosmic comforts

love is the currency of our existence.

last night while i was djing, someone came up to me and asked if i had a soundcloud account. i said no. they said if i had a soundcloud account that maybe i could dj in ibiza one day so today i made a soundcloud account.

love. sync. dream.

remembering that time i tried to join the montreal ordo templi orientis. it was winter then. it's almost winter now.

i think i saw an actual square ice cube on the floor of the metro this morning.

then this guy standing in front of all of the beautiful cannolis thought i was flirting with him but i was too embarrassed to tell him that he was actually just blocking my view of the buffet of cannolis.