shortstories

Brian has been using the same pic with his online profiles for years, as of every photo he had of himself, it was the one he hated least.

In his suicide note, Adam notified his friends that he couldn't be one of those people who said "ummm" every sentence or two. Better death!

When Noah got stoned, he only said the really important things that needed to be said. He almost never spoke. How unimportant life is...

Sitting in the dark with my laptop, ignoring the surrounding world, I'm thankful I've only masturbated three times today. Anything more...

After being away for a year, Drew returned to his old college and fraternity. "You haven't changed at all," said Gabe. Andy nearly wept.