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BREAKING: Haas confirm Ryo Hirakawa will make his F1 debut in the Mexico City Grand Prix, replacing Esteban Ocon for the remainder of the weekend #F1 #MexicoGP
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a tale of two $160M budget flops, not only from the same publication but also by the same reporter 🥲
Sacha Baron Cohen personally invested $3 million of his own money into the new Ali G film. The film is rumored to have cost over $160 million to make, with 54 credited producers, including 13 executive producers. It has since been pulled from theatres and total box office gross to date is around $3 million. It is on track to be the biggest box-office flop in history.
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(Explaining why Dracula is scary to my Gen Z son) He has an entire castle full of liminal spaces
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nono its fine i just didnt think he owned a furniture store
A young Barack Obama with his mother on Halloween, c. 1966
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we are all doomed actually
OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CANT DO LITERALLY ANYTHING
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Three more women accused Josh Jacobs of physical abuse on top of May 2026 victim, according to a Hobart-Lawrence PD case file obtained by @NBC26. One told HLPD she didn't report abuse from 2022 b/c Jacobs told her she could be deported. That woman's info was given to police by May 2026 victim: nbc26.com/sports/nfl/green-b…
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Not only this, but the story also includes a third victim who was allegedly assaulted by Josh Jacobs in April 2021. That’s three different women recounting abuse from Jacobs.
NBC26 TV station in Green Bay obtained a case file from the Hobart-Lawrence PD with a second woman accusing Josh Jacobs of physical abuse in 2022. Details: nbc26.com/sports/nfl/green-b…
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NBC26 TV station in Green Bay obtained a case file from the Hobart-Lawrence PD with a second woman accusing Josh Jacobs of physical abuse in 2022. Details: nbc26.com/sports/nfl/green-b…
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Need E-40 to say Yaxel Lendeborg
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Applying to Harvard with a 1.8 gpa
‘Obsession’ director Curry Barker says he pitched Nathan Fielder a collab project after watching 'You Can See Everything' "I put it out in the water" (via @Variety)
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"@YoungBasedGod_g: @realDonaldTrump your dad gives good brain?? Damn" It's called genes!
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when you lose the one you wonted
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looks nothing like him
A limited series about the investigation of Jeffrey Epstein is in the works with Laura Dern set to star.
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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“i grew you so i could touch you whenever i want” is probably not how i would frame things for my child! certainly not if i wanted them to understand their bodies as their own!
Explaining to my very non-snuggly little daughter that I grew her & let her live inside my body for almost a year for the express purpose of being able to have a nice cuddle once in a while, so she doesn’t have a choice in the matter
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The face I did when Dealer went "I'm betting everything on you, my trump card!"
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JK Dobbins is genuinely losing his mind bro wtf 😭😭
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The Maynechurian Candidate
👀 EXCLUSIVE: Terrence Howard has his sights set on the White House ... telling TMZ he might just have to run for president if nobody else is willing to make a real difference.
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