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Intrepid traveller, football fan and punk rocker. I tweet about nonsense. Usually football, travelling, or a bit of politics. Oh! I also use naughty words.

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Joined January 2011
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🤯📊 Swindon goalkeeper Connor Ripley registered a 9.8 rating after preventing almost FOUR expected goals against Barnet - with 11 saves! It’s the second highest rating we’ve ever seen from a goalkeeper on FotMob! 📊
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Less than a month old. Fully expect the club to pay for a cover up. Cheers 👍
Heart of Midlothian can confirm that Lawrence Shankland is leaving the club to join Rangers. The striker will make the move to Ibrox on undisclosed terms once the transfer window opens on June 15th. We thank Lawrence for all of his efforts during his four years in Gorgie.
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I don’t want to be hasty but I’m beginning to worry that FIFA might not have thought that Peace Prize through properly.
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Viral creator Killk1yoshi with Tourette’s speaks out on BAFTA controversy after John Davidson’s “involuntary” slur during Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo’s presentation.
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I wish I could get a pound for every time @Nigel_Farage lied.
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Please send your love and support to 16 year old Skye Stout from Scotland, and don't let the ignorant bullies win. Yesterday, the official page of the Scottish club Kilmarnock women's team announced that the club had signed a contract with 16-year-old midfielder Skye Stout. A grassroots player signing her first pro contract, should have been a moment to cherish for her, however Skye was forced to endure ridicule from ignorant and disrespectful fans who began to humiliate her over her facial acne. Things escalated to the point where the club decided to delete all posts mentioning Skye Stout in an effort to stop the bullying from haters.
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According to reports from the Palestinian Football Association and multiple news sources, Suleiman al-Obeid was shot dead by Israeli forces on August 6, 2025, while waiting for humanitarian aid in southern Gaza. Israel has not issued a specific response to this incident.
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Another fucking Red Tory. Fuck off, and then fuck off some more.
It has been an honour to have served in this Labour Government. To avoid any further distraction for the government, I have resigned as a Minister. My letter to the Prime Minister. gov.uk/government/publicatio…
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Dear @BBCSportScot if your commentary team are going to talk about football, can they at least learn the laws of the game?
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It’s telling how Israel hides behind all Jews and twists the meaning of antisemitism, just to shield itself from criticism. Source @authenttorahjew @TorahJudaism
If Israel were treated as a political state, rather than a stand in for the global Jewish collective, Zionism would lose its grip. It’s deeply revealing that Israel invokes “all Jews” and redefines antisemitism not to protect Jews, but to shield itself from criticism. By conflating Jews with its actions, Israel endangers Jews everywhere, and Zionists call that a win. Because antisemitism isn’t a threat to Zionism; it’s its fuel Source @TorahJudaism @authenttorahjew
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Who's the biggest Nazi? @elonmusk or @markzucc ? Fuck both of you, you fascist cunts
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Ronaldo throwing a strop walking off the pitch at Hampden is going in the wank bank.
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Argentina 6-0 Bolivia. The classic terrace chant “He who does not jump is an Englishman.” ⬇️ Rodrigo de Paul used the opportunity to join in (just missing a ball for what would have been his Live is Life moment!)
🎶🎶 el que no salta… es un inglés…
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Dear @FIFAcom, fuck off with your bullshit Halftime show idea. Sincerely, Everyone.
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🚨 📰 UEFA and FIFA have agreed to the format for the World Cup Qualifying draw. There are A LOT of stipulations as it relates to the draw. Again, thanks to @Cramao_dk for this info. - 8 Nations League Quarterfinalists in Pot 1 along with the 4 highest ranked teams in the November FIFA Rankings. This means that all League A teams can get into Pot 1. Finish top 2 in your Nations League group, and you’re in. - The 4 QF winners will be drawn into groups of four. - Remaining Pots are determined by November FIFA Rankings but are NOT “final” - Because the Nations League playoffs will be played in March, teams participating in the playoffs could be moved if there are too many playoff teams in a given pot. Teams in the playoffs will be prioritized for groups of 4. - If there are too many playoff teams in a certain pot, the lowest ranked playoff team could be moved down and the highest ranked non-playoff team moved up. - Teams not in the Nations League playoffs in March “may” have to be drawn into groups of 5. - There will be a computer on hand to oversee this process and ensure there is no deadlock in the draw. - There are prohibited clashes, as usual - There are winter venue restrictions, as usual - There are excessive travel restrictions, as usual. This is a mess. This could have largely been avoided by UEFA not trying to play Nations League and World Cup Qualifying matches at the same time. This will be a draw for the ages.
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I think it is safe to say that @sscnapoli gained a few thousand Scottish supporters last night!
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