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simon noakes

@si_noakes

A once aspiring socialite...now just a constantly tired dad.

 london
Joined July 2012
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Replying to @TonyAdams @Arsenal @AFCCommunity
That hat is tremendous! My favourite Arsenal memory!
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I'm fundraising for Yes to Life. Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving justgiving.com/fundraising/m…

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SNAP@SNAPStoreLondon21 Dec 2020
Professional door note situation... ❄🎄❄🎄 #romanroad #tier4 #nonessential
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🚨 WE'RE HIRING! 🚨 Fancy working for THE leading agency in hospitality, food and drink? Due to recent new business wins, we're on the hunt for a talented PR Account Manager to join our agency and start in the new year! ✍️[email protected] with your details and experience
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Pubs are our heritage. The best pubs in the world are the U.K. 🇬🇧 You will never ever find anything like them in the world. They are such a BIG part of the community. So many jobs rely on the pub. So many people rely on the pubs for there social! Let’s get behind our PUBS!
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I love box of wine! So underrated!
Fleet Street. (@FleetStreetPR) profile pictureFleet Street.@FleetStreetPR8 Dec 2020
Our wine client, Treasury Wine Estates, owner of the UK’s favourite supermarket wine, @19Crimes brings you its notorious red wine in a box format for the very first time. Discover your inner rebel and break conventions with bag in box!
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I’ve seen more convincing acting in a Compare the Meerkat advert.
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NewsThump@newsthump9 Nov 2020
NEWS! I’m not taking some microchipped vaccine so Bill Gates can monitor me, says man glued to GPS-enabled 4G-capable camera and microphone bit.ly/2PLcH26
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Not just pubs - A quarter of hospitality premises may not survive as 76% of businesses say they are now trading well below profit. Not sustainable without help to manage legal constraints ft.com/content/9cae3108-c314…
British pubs in crisis as Covid calls last orders

British pubs in crisis as Covid calls last orders

Estimates suggest more than quarter of UK’s 39,700 public houses may not survive pandemic

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Going to this tomorrow as I think it's time for hospitality to be heard like this. Thank you to Rachel Harty @DemoHospo for spearheading this huge effort. Details are tomorrow, gathering at 10.30 and lots of noise at 11. More info at hospodemo.org
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Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill30 Sep 2020
That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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PRWeek UK@prweekuknews24 Jun 2020
Very strong words by @mrmikeberry from @FleetStreetComm
Arvind Hickman (@ArvindHickman) profile pictureArvind Hickman@ArvindHickman24 Jun 2020
From hero to zero: “The past few weeks have been a stunning case study in how to aggravate & frustrate a sector that employs over 3m people...We've been badly let down, there's a real sense this delay has cost thousands of jobs & some companies to fail.” prweek.com/article/1687604

News analysis: Hospitality could resort to 'cleanwashing' as operators balance safety and experience

PR leaders have slammed the Government’s ‘diabolical’ communications strategy to reopen the hospitality sector, which is predicted to cost thousands of jobs. As businesses in the sector scurry to...

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how social distancing will work from 4th of July 🤣 – at Yorkshire and The Humber, England
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If you're a #hospitality operator then the #100DayPlaybook is a must. A meaty doc, with £160K worth of free advice for a small charitable donation. Visit: 100dayplaybook.com
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John Cleese
@JohnCleese12 Jun 2020
Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...
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Jonathan Downey (@DowneyJD) profile pictureJonathan Downey@DowneyJD8 Jun 2020
A third of hotel beds have been open during this crisis (for the homeless/vulnerable/NHS/other key workers) and @UKHospKate makes a very important point – NOT A SINGLE CASE OF COVID. Not one. Astonishing until you remember that we are experts in food safety and customer safety.
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Mark Wingett@Wingers767 Jun 2020
PM looking to ease measures for pubs & restaurants (inc going from 2m to 1m) after business secretary warned failure to reopen hospitality sector in time for summer could cost up to 3.5m jobs. Johnson replied: “Christ!” #pennyfinallydrops #getonwithit
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The ICR@ICR_London20 May 2020
There is widespread coverage of our #COVID19 research in the national media today. BBC News: bbc.co.uk/news/health-527221…
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Vicky Baker@vickybaker13 Apr 2020
The Sun has put Toby Young forward as an "expert" on public health issues (see thread) and allowed him to make fantasy proclamations, without fact-checking.
Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) profile pictureAdam Bienkov@AdamBienkov13 Apr 2020
This, in Toby Young's Sun article, is completely untrue. Patrick Vallance (not Whitty) said on Thursday that 30-50% of all coronavirus cases were *asymptomatic*. He didn't say 30-50% of the population had been infected. He actually said it's likely "low single-digit percentages."
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If the shops run out of booze... I’ll consider it....after I drink all my aftershave of course.
The Independent (@Independent) profile pictureThe Independent
@Independent1 Apr 2020
Opinion: Let’s try “Dry Covid” – lockdown is the time to kick our national alcohol habit for good independent.co.uk/voices/cor…
Opinion: Let’s try “Dry Covid” – lockdown is the time to kick our national alcohol habit for good

Opinion: Let’s try “Dry Covid” – lockdown is the time to kick our national alcohol habit for good

Off licenses aren't essential services – and closing them during the coronavirus pandemic would yield more for the nation’s health than almost any other policy intervention

independent.co.uk
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Poor form!
Dan Roan (@danroan) profile pictureDan Roan@danroan31 Mar 2020
Spurs say 550 non-playing staff will take 20% pay cut for next 2 months & use govt’s furlough job retention scheme in attempt to "protect jobs". Net worth of Spurs owner Joe Lewis: £4.3billion Pay of chair Daniel Levy: £7m Average players’ pay: £76k/week bbc.co.uk/sport/football/521…
Daniel Levy: Tottenham chairman issues warning as non-playing staff take pay cut

Daniel Levy: Tottenham chairman issues warning as non-playing staff take pay cut

Tottenham's non-playing staff will take a 20% pay cut during the coronavirus pandemic, the club announces.

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