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The Wolf of The Burnerverse // Crimson tide

Tuscaloosa, AL
Joined December 2024
Can someone make an AI average Halloween version of average Sunday
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I’m fine with a girl being a slut as long as they let me hit. If they don’t then I really dont like them
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I’m a walking SA allegation
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When they go low, I go lower
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I now only have 1 girl who snaps me back. Might have to marry her based off the loyalty she has shown the last few months
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She’s posting about you on her private story. I’m on her private story. We are not the same
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My Bitmoji was black in middle school
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What should my next tweet be about
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For my 200 follower dox, Dre Kirkpatrick jr. was in my intro accounting class and he asked me for a pencil once before a test
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Maturing is realizing Logang Sucks had better bars than The Fall of Jake Paul
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Bro I think we’re snapping the same girl…
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I’ve never been sent nudes before
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Every day is an average Sunday if you’re as much of a chud as me
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When I wake up with hangxiety usually my first concern is if I said the N word to a black person the night before
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You guys ever start typing a tweet then you’re like nevermind and delete it
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Watching annoying orange because tik tok sucks
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Post nut clarity hitting like a train what the fuck
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Is national boyfriend/girlfriend day even real
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Such a powerful message. This brings a tear to a grown man’s eye 😢
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